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Sexually Transmitted Diseases

How many STDs have you had?

  • 0-3

    Votes: 5 71.4%

  • 4-5

    Votes: 1 14.3%

  • 6-10

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 11-20

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • more than 20

    Votes: 1 14.3%
  • Total voters
    7
Sir El Stiffy said:
Yeah I pull it back, the beanie that is, morning and night and wash him thoroughly. I suspect that your tanks can only handle so much cum so if you don't have a root or choke the chicken the tanks have an emergency overflow value which produces seepage.
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True.

And those times like on the couch etc when your just fiddling with your balls and shaft it releases a tiny amount of precum in readiness.
 
Undercover said:
True.

And those times like on the couch etc when your just fiddling with your balls and shaft it releases a tiny amount of precum in readiness.
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When you're a teenager and you get a boner you beat it like it stole something from you. When you get older you just walk around the house enjoying the hard on, doing the housework, watching tellie etc :D

I think that encourages seepage. :(
 
Sir El Stiffy said:
When you're a teenager and you get a boner you beat it like it stole something from you. When you get older you just walk around the house enjoying the hard on, doing the housework, watching tellie etc :D

I think that encourages seepage. :(
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I have boxes of Cialis C20 if you ever want some.

I like feeling 14 again in the weekends. One pill gets you through.
 
Speaking of sex, whos getting laid tonight?

What's your plan?

Start texting birds in your phone? Hit oasis or tinder? Tap the misus on the arse?
 
Undercover said:
Speaking of sex, whos getting laid tonight?

What's your plan?

Start texting birds in your phone? Hit oasis or tinder? Tap the misus on the arse?
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Done and dusted this arvo. Dusted might be the wrong phrase! :D
 
Who was whinging about having an itchy arse? Was that you [MENTION=895]Shrek[/MENTION]; ?
 
Undercover said:
Details. Was it the misus or some flusy?

PM me if you don't wanna tell the world...
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I always have a few irons in the fire. This chick is a neighbor, sort of. Got my eye on another younger neighbor, she blushes and goes all weak when I say hello. But she lives in the same building, so abit too close for comfort.


Trying to keep my age range down. I used to say if a chick is over 50, don't touch it with Repacked's dick, coz they most likely have STDs. Now I've stoopidly gotten abit too Liberal.
 
Fuck, getting aroused just talking this shit. More seepage coming up! Time to have dinner.
 
Sir El Stiffy said:
I always have a few irons in the fire. This chick is a neighbor, sort of. Got my eye on another younger neighbor, she blushes and goes all weak when I say hello. But she lives in the same building, so abit too close for comfort.


Trying to keep my age range down. I used to say if a chick is over 50, don't touch it with Repacked's dick, coz they most likely have STDs. Now I've stoopidly gotten abit too Liberal.
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I'm getting aroused reading that. That's great man. Love it.

Yeah the young ones are back on my rader now. Something about their fresh clean supple skin. Their pussies are ripe and haven't been ruined by birth or years of taking cock.

My criteria is 19-23, blonde, no bigger then a size 12, prefer a flat skinny waist with bubble butt and perky tits.

I think you should break her in, they like men taking control. They often have daddy issues and take dick well.
 
I had some fucking vindictive thing send me a text telling me she'd given me warts after I told her we were never gonna get married and give her half a house and that she was nothing more then a cum receptacle.

You could literally hear the inflated sense of self evaporate when I called her and told her I had gotten the gardasil vaccine just for a situation like this, I then explained to her what a carrier was and why the herpes simplex never gave me a rash but likely she wouldn't be so lucky.....
 
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