Sexually Transmitted Diseases

[Stiffy]

Who's had em, who's got em, who's given em? How'd you cure em?
@Grunta; @Brick; @Johnnie Walker; @Undercover;


Poll is private!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Undercover]

Had ghonnoria...weepy green discharge. Went to doctor right away. Had to get a nasty big injection in the arse. Cleared up quick.

Also getting checked again because of my recent banjo snap. Was an open bloody wound. Bit nervous. She was sluty.

 

[Shrek]

No but did get crotch rash once. Itchy as hell for week or 2.

 

[Repacked]

Never had one, never given one, don't want one!

 

[Stiffy]

If I don't have a root for awhile I get this weird slightly itchy sensation in the eye of my dick. I wonder if that's just seepage or sumtin!

 

[Stiffy]

Heard a Doctor say STDs are a "downstream disease" ie. that chicks are more likely to have em and give em than blokes are. Go figure!

Must be cause they already have a great big open wound which promotes infection?

 

[Jungnaut]

Moose Yoplait!!

 

[Repacked]

If I don't have a root for awhile I get this weird slightly itchy sensation in the eye of my dick. I wonder if that's just seepage or sumtin!

That's just your penis starting to invert...

 

[Stiffy]

Never had one, never given one, don't want one!

I call Bullshit!!!

 

[Jungnaut]

I was covered in cold sores on my lips and gum after I went down on a skank ages ago. I wonder if that counts as 'std' or just 'local'.

 

[Repacked]

I call Bullshit!!!

 

[Repacked]

I was covered in cold sores on my lips and gum after I went down on a skank ages ago. I wonder if that counts as 'std' or just 'local'.

Daaaaaang....

 

[Undercover]

It's not that bad getting one, if anything its a badge of honor which should be warn with pride. You went into battle with a nasty twat and survived basically. It's confronting at first but like anything in life with time you simply put it down to an experience and when your on your death bed (unless the STD puts you there) you don't really give a shit.

 

[Undercover]

If I don't have a root for awhile I get this weird slightly itchy sensation in the eye of my dick. I wonder if that's just seepage or sumtin!

I get this also. I put it down to not being circumcised and bacteria mixed with urine and precum.

Daaaaaang....

 

[Stiffy]

I get this also. I put it down to not being circumcised and bacteria mixed with urine and precum.

Fuck kunt. Do I know you?

Yeah, I got a beanie on me meanie!

 

[Undercover]

I like this topic. I feel normal knowing I'm not alone.

 

[Undercover]

Fuck kunt. Do I know you?

Yeah, I got a beanie on me meanie!

Maybe we swapped swords one night in an orgy?

Gotta pull that beanie back and scrub that shit.

I carry lube in the car now. Find it stops the morning after red rash/burn.

 

[Repacked]

I get this also. I put it down to not being circumcised and bacteria mixed with urine and precum.

I think this is a myth. It has however been proven that if your cut things can become desensitised.

Therefore.. beanies on meanies FTW.

 

[Undercover]

I think this is a myth. It has however been proven that if your cut things can become desensitised.

Therefore.. beanies on meanies FTW.

I'd never cut my meanie for the sake of gaining extra time and length.

 

[Stiffy]

Maybe we swapped swords one night in an orgy?

Gotta pull that beanie back and scrub that shit.

I carry lube in the car now. Find it stops the morning after red rash/burn.

Yeah I pull it back, the beanie that is, morning and night and wash him thoroughly. I suspect that your tanks can only handle so much cum so if you don't have a root or choke the chicken the tanks have an emergency overflow value which produces seepage.