pick up lines u have heard used on you

[Bella]

l dislike you.... i dont dislike you, you are kungfoogoos cup of tea. he enjoys wingmans posts.



l think it might come off more as a joke and be received by the lady/tagert after l shave.... l look pretty 'rapey' at the moment

lolol

this is not a good thing. Yes, please shave first! I still want feedback though....personally...I would laugh loudly if that were said to me...but you know, not all chicks have quite the same sick sense of humour

 

[wingman]

l dislike you.... i dont dislike you, you are kungfoogoos cup of tea. he enjoys wingmans posts.



l think it might come off more as a joke and be received by the lady/tagert after l shave.... l look pretty 'rapey' at the moment

Nothing wrong with looking rapergenic

 

[wingman]

Quick! The FBI is after my penis, help me hide it!

 

[jamesyboi]

Somebody call the fire department, because your smokin!

 

[walt]

Get in my van, i have candy.

KFG said - "get in me dungeon slut"

 

[jamesyboi]

Not used on me, but I write poems about women.

Seems to have an effect on them.

Usually get positive feedback, most of the time.

 

[wingman]

Baby, I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U.

 

[bryan3976]

my one is wats going on and when they reply i say what u want me to fuck off and 8/10 it leads on(needs loud music to work)

 

[KungFooGoo]

KFG is going out tonight... will try out his 'stronger rape' line...possibly wingmans std line which l think will work. If worse comes to worse l may even use shrek or my 'shit' line

 

[wingman]

I put the sensual in nonconsensual

 

[wingman]

 

[RyanF]

I'd tell you about my penis...but it's too long.

 

[wingman]

I'd tell you about my penis...but it's too long.

She replies with "I'd tell you about my vagina, but you won't get it"

 

[KungFooGoo]

Walk up to a female, lick your finger and wipe in on her dress then whisper in her ear 'Lets go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes"

I'd tell you about my penis...but it's too long.

Pretty sure theres a few 'lines' centered around that. Theres a good chick comeback to that as well but l cant remember it...

Edit: Fucking wingman.... What he said......

 

[RyanF]

She replies with "I'd tell you about my vagina, but you won't get it"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is fcked.

Are your parents retarded? Because you're really special.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.

Hey baby, there's a party in your mouth and everybody's coming.

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came all over you?

 

[Bella]

lol

Well every girl loves a poem! I think you're onto a winner with that last one Ry!

 

[D1cko]

In Broome..the pick up line I have been using is; go out wearing a tight shirt, and say "hi" to any chick....seriously

 

[wingman]

In Broome..the pick up line I have been using is; go out wearing a tight shirt, and say "hi" to any chick....seriously

Wingman's goals
1) put on 20kg lbm
2) move to broome

 

[Bloke]

Bloke: hi, do you like chicken?
Potential victim: aaaah.... Yes
Bloke: that's great because my dick is foul.
Obvious lesbian: piss off wanker.

 

[Bella]

Bloke: hi, do you like chicken?
Potential victim: aaaah.... Yes
Bloke: that's great because my dick is foul.
Obvious lesbian: piss off wanker.

ZOMG

lmfaooooooooooo

repped! Please use this, serious. And upload the video to youtube so I can watch repped!