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pick up lines u have heard used on you

Rambodian said:
LOL @ thread :D:D:D

Well ol rambodian had a little hot chicky start crackin onto him at the BP servo the other day.

Yeh I was standing there bludging as usual when this noticibly hot chick walks in and comes over to pay for fuel, she was prob about 20-21 or so. So there I am just making small talk as I usually do, the weather, its cold blah blah and she seamed to be really interested. I was a bit taken back by her behavior than she said "so, I see you don't have a wedding ring on" as she could see the where the ring line usually is so I said " oh shit, I must of let it in the shower" and with that she said "or maybe you just wanted to ask me for my number" in a really flirtatious way. Nervous by now I said "Um (dribble drabble) I'm sorry mate, but I'm a happily married man...I I just forgot to put it on......

Than she burst out in laughter and said "yeh I know, your wifes outside and asked me to 'jack' you LOL, than my other half walks in laughing her ass off and says "Won't forget the ring again huh big boy" :mad::mad:

Yeh, shit myself LOL, all the things running through mind..."wow, I really am getting hot from weight etc LOL"

:D:D:D

She got me a gooden, but paybacks a basted man mountain that sleeps next to her every night ....Muahahahahahaaa!;)
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That's a classic Rabodian, women can be evil and very sneaky, should've asked the chic for a threeway and see how the wifey would have responded hehe
 
Are you a broom? Because you're sweeping me off my feet.

Do you know what the difference is between a chicken drum stick and my penis? No? Good, then let's have a picnic and find out.

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Few weekends ago, not exactly a pick up line, but I tried telling some 40year olds they looked 21 and got laughed at...
 
Girl to my mate: i'd like you to tickle my belly button... From the inside.

A diff girl to diff mate: I like it when guys rim me. :eek:
 
KungFooGoo said:
See, this is why l like chicks today. They're not afraid to be whores and asshole thing isnt really taboo anymore. Your mate better have licked her asshole like a savage to.
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This is very true, if that pickup line didnt work, his mate is obviously gay....
 
"Great lips, do you suck c*ck?" :eek:


True story.

Unfortunately I'm one of those girls who like to be a litttttttle bit romanced along the way! lol

But it did make me laugh :D
 
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l would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass on a train track just to hear you fart on a walkie talkie (everyones heard similar before, you know what l mean)

If thats not the banter to get the bitches panties wet l dont know what is...

Also, l would suck you shit through a sweaty sock.... *swoon*
 
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