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pick up lines u have heard used on you

You don't have to listen to that accent if she knows her manners and doesn't speak with her mouth full.

Wot?
 
RyanF said:
You don't have to listen to that accent if she knows her manners and doesn't speak with her mouth full.

Wot?
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ZOMG! :eek:

lmaoooo who ARE you and what have you done with Ryan!!??

pretty sure that porn star moustache is having an influence here :cool::D
 
One that I liked, and I am not sure if I liked it because it was nifty, or because this chick had balls to actually have a chat with me out of the blue was: "Wow, you should thank your parents for me.. they did a very good job"
 
Bella said:
ZOMG :eek:

lmfaooooooooooo

repped! Please use this, serious. And upload the video to youtube so I can watch :D repped!
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Too late... I am married with a mini-me... I was silly enough to wheel that one out when the chevron was still putting methylated spirits in their $2 spirits on a Thursday night... Ah the memories.
 
Bloke: hey. Wanna come back to my place for a root and a pizza.
Victim: I don't think so...
Bloke: don't you like pizza?
 
Bella said:
ZOMG! :eek:

lmaoooo who ARE you and what have you done with Ryan!!??

pretty sure that porn star moustache is having an influence here :cool::D
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This is entirely possible. I've been displaying my dirtier thoughts like this in front of one of my friends recently, and he's been shocked by it, too. Give it a couple days, I'll snap back to my self-controlled self.
 
Said to me:

Guy: hey do you want a seat?
Me: yeh I guess
Guy: how about my face?

Whilst I was at a club-
Guy: Hey have I not seen you before?
Me: no (definitely not my type)
Guy: No, you were on the cover of a magazine like fhm
Me: laughing up a storm and looking at my besty and I say "You have me definitely mistaken for someone else"
Guy: Well you should be on a cover - your stunning

At a cafe with my friend chilling on a Sunday morning
Two guys: hey girls sooo you are up early this means that you must be good girls
Us: pretty much just smile and giggle
Two guys: yeh must mean you are on your way to church - my mother would love you!!
Me: actually this is our breakfast - we have been out all night - sorry to disappoint

My mate tried this on a girl:
There is something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
 
fmdreams said:
lol despite him being reasonably good looking and nice the fact he said that and I burst out laughing did not help his cause
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Im pretty sure thats all a pick up lines meant to do is just make the seniorita laugh.... Its not like a guy is going to say one line and your going to sit on his face.
 
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