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pick up lines u have heard used on you

Lol. Most common one used on me is very original..."can I buy you a drink.."
Worked everytime :p

I never really used any lines myself. was pretty shit at that.
 
Just a few ones I have heard here and there

1. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?
2. Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
3. Roses are red, violets are blue, lemons are sour, open your legs and I'll show you some power.
 
Grove said:
Just a few ones I have heard here and there

1. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?
2. Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
3. Roses are red, violets are blue, lemons are sour, open your legs and I'll show you some power.
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lol
Grove they're amusing :p

I received this one via pm yesterday :rolleyes::D

I think he was testing it out on me, not trying to actively pick me up - still, it did make me laugh, considering who the pm was from! lolol

1st PM : Bella? Are you an archeologist?
My Reply : Wtf? No. Why would you ask me that?
HIS Reply : Because I have a bone I'd like you to look at!

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ahhhh it was the funniest thing I read yesterday, fo sho! And highly unexpected. I was tickled :D

If you're reading this (and you know who you are) I think you should use this line next time you go out. Mucho excellanto! ;)

You'll either get slapped or laughed at? Either way, I think you'd be happy :p
 
KFG: I know you're going to have sex tonight.
Girl: What... how?
KFG: Because im stronger then you.

^^Didnt actually happen....yet^^
 
KungFooGoo said:
KFG: I know you're going to have sex tonight.
Girl: What... how?
KFG: Because im stronger then you.

^^Didnt actually happen....yet^^
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lmaoooooooo

that was actually incredibly funny....Bella would like you to use this at some point...and if you haven't been wrestled to the ground and handcuffed by security - lemme know how you went Goo? :D
 
wingman said:
Make sure you say 'than' and not 'then' :p
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l dislike you.... i dont dislike you, you are kungfoogoos cup of tea. he enjoys wingmans posts.

BellaBaby75 said:
lmaoooooooo

that was actually incredibly funny....Bella would like you to use this at some point...and if you haven't been wrestled to the ground and handcuffed by security - lemme know how you went Goo? :D
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l think it might come off more as a joke and be received by the lady/tagert after l shave.... l look pretty 'rapey' at the moment
 
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