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pick up lines u have heard used on you

KungFooGoo said:
l dislike you.... i dont dislike you, you are kungfoogoos cup of tea. he enjoys wingmans posts.



l think it might come off more as a joke and be received by the lady/tagert after l shave.... l look pretty 'rapey' at the moment
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lolol

this is not a good thing. Yes, please shave first! I still want feedback though....personally...I would laugh loudly if that were said to me...but you know, not all chicks have quite the same sick sense of humour

 
KungFooGoo said:
l dislike you.... i dont dislike you, you are kungfoogoos cup of tea. he enjoys wingmans posts.



l think it might come off more as a joke and be received by the lady/tagert after l shave.... l look pretty 'rapey' at the moment
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Nothing wrong with looking rapergenic
 
Not used on me, but I write poems about women.

Seems to have an effect on them.

Usually get positive feedback, most of the time.
 
my one is wats going on and when they reply i say what u want me to fuck off and 8/10 it leads on(needs loud music to work)
 
KFG is going out tonight... will try out his 'stronger rape' line...possibly wingmans std line which l think will work. If worse comes to worse l may even use shrek or my 'shit' line
 
Walk up to a female, lick your finger and wipe in on her dress then whisper in her ear 'Lets go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes"

RyanF said:
I'd tell you about my penis...but it's too long.
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Pretty sure theres a few 'lines' centered around that. Theres a good chick comeback to that as well but l cant remember it...

Edit: Fucking wingman.... What he said......
 
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wingman said:
She replies with "I'd tell you about my vagina, but you won't get it"
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is fcked.

Are your parents retarded? Because you're really special.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.

Hey baby, there's a party in your mouth and everybody's coming.

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came all over you?
 
In Broome..the pick up line I have been using is; go out wearing a tight shirt, and say "hi" to any chick....seriously
 
Bloke: hi, do you like chicken?
Potential victim: aaaah.... Yes
Bloke: that's great because my dick is foul.
Obvious lesbian: piss off wanker.
 
Bloke said:
Bloke: hi, do you like chicken?
Potential victim: aaaah.... Yes
Bloke: that's great because my dick is foul.
Obvious lesbian: piss off wanker.
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ZOMG

lmfaooooooooooo

repped! Please use this, serious. And upload the video to youtube so I can watch repped!
 
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