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RyanF
Member
Several years ago, a girl I knew told me something disgusting, which somehow transformed into an epic pickup line: "Hey Ryan, guess what?" "What?" "Every inch of your body has been inside your mum's vagina." "D: 
" "...you know, I have a vagina..."
A couple days ago, a girl on her second day at work requested that I decide what she gets for lunch. Not exactly a pick up line, but an interesting hint, especially since it was within 30 seconds of her announcing that she's single and looking. On the same day, she also made a cubby which was just enough room for two people squeezed together, and invited me to join her in there. Getting a little more interesting. But the thing that really proved she wants me was when she threw a pair of scissors at my face.
" "...you know, I have a vagina..."A couple days ago, a girl on her second day at work requested that I decide what she gets for lunch. Not exactly a pick up line, but an interesting hint, especially since it was within 30 seconds of her announcing that she's single and looking. On the same day, she also made a cubby which was just enough room for two people squeezed together, and invited me to join her in there. Getting a little more interesting. But the thing that really proved she wants me was when she threw a pair of scissors at my face.
KungFooGoo
Gangster
....where do you work that lets you make a cubby, it sounds fucking awesome... Try and make a pillow fort, you're never too old for a pillow fort.
KungFooGoo
Gangster
A blonde hottie I'd been trying to bang for weeks decides to call me and invite me over to her 'going-away' party....I was the only one there
Now i'll be honest, i'm not the best at reading into things that chicks say but im pretty sure she wanted you to come round and bang real quick...
Looks like the grass may be greener for you my friend.
D1cko
Extra Large Member
Oh, I better clear up that this was 2 years ago, and yes, that's what happened, more than a quick bang my friend...but there was no green grass, there was no grass at all
Rambodian
No I'm not cambodian
LOL @ thread 
Well ol rambodian had a little hot chicky start crackin onto him at the BP servo the other day.
Yeh I was standing there bludging as usual when this noticibly hot chick walks in and comes over to pay for fuel, she was prob about 20-21 or so. So there I am just making small talk as I usually do, the weather, its cold blah blah and she seamed to be really interested. I was a bit taken back by her behavior than she said "so, I see you don't have a wedding ring on" as she could see the where the ring line usually is so I said " oh shit, I must of let it in the shower" and with that she said "or maybe you just wanted to ask me for my number" in a really flirtatious way. Nervous by now I said "Um (dribble drabble) I'm sorry mate, but I'm a happily married man...I I just forgot to put it on......
Than she burst out in laughter and said "yeh I know, your wifes outside and asked me to 'jack' you LOL, than my other half walks in laughing her ass off and says "Won't forget the ring again huh big boy"
Yeh, shit myself LOL, all the things running through mind..."wow, I really am getting hot from weight etc LOL"
She got me a gooden, but paybacks a basted man mountain that sleeps next to her every night ....Muahahahahahaaa!
Well ol rambodian had a little hot chicky start crackin onto him at the BP servo the other day.
Yeh I was standing there bludging as usual when this noticibly hot chick walks in and comes over to pay for fuel, she was prob about 20-21 or so. So there I am just making small talk as I usually do, the weather, its cold blah blah and she seamed to be really interested. I was a bit taken back by her behavior than she said "so, I see you don't have a wedding ring on" as she could see the where the ring line usually is so I said " oh shit, I must of let it in the shower" and with that she said "or maybe you just wanted to ask me for my number" in a really flirtatious way. Nervous by now I said "Um (dribble drabble) I'm sorry mate, but I'm a happily married man...I I just forgot to put it on......
Than she burst out in laughter and said "yeh I know, your wifes outside and asked me to 'jack' you LOL, than my other half walks in laughing her ass off and says "Won't forget the ring again huh big boy"
Yeh, shit myself LOL, all the things running through mind..."wow, I really am getting hot from weight etc LOL"
She got me a gooden, but paybacks a basted man mountain that sleeps next to her every night ....Muahahahahahaaa!
akaperon
New member
I don't know if any of these cheesy pickup lines have been said:
- baby if you were a car door I'd bang you all day
- is your dad a terrorist?, coz baby you Da bomb
- is that dress felt? Do u want it to be?
- do your legs hurt? Coz you have been walking round my mind all day
- I treat my girl like an angel and take her to heaven and back every night
Lol
- baby if you were a car door I'd bang you all day
- is your dad a terrorist?, coz baby you Da bomb
- is that dress felt? Do u want it to be?
- do your legs hurt? Coz you have been walking round my mind all day
- I treat my girl like an angel and take her to heaven and back every night
Lol
RedDog
Comfortably numb
LOL @ thread
Well ol rambodian had a little hot chicky start crackin onto him at the BP servo the other day.
Yeh I was standing there bludging as usual when this noticibly hot chick walks in and comes over to pay for fuel, she was prob about 20-21 or so. So there I am just making small talk as I usually do, the weather, its cold blah blah and she seamed to be really interested. I was a bit taken back by her behavior than she said "so, I see you don't have a wedding ring on" as she could see the where the ring line usually is so I said " oh shit, I must of let it in the shower" and with that she said "or maybe you just wanted to ask me for my number" in a really flirtatious way. Nervous by now I said "Um (dribble drabble) I'm sorry mate, but I'm a happily married man...I I just forgot to put it on......
Than she burst out in laughter and said "yeh I know, your wifes outside and asked me to 'jack' you LOL, than my other half walks in laughing her ass off and says "Won't forget the ring again huh big boy"
Yeh, shit myself LOL, all the things running through mind..."wow, I really am getting hot from weight etc LOL"
She got me a gooden, but paybacks a basted man mountain that sleeps next to her every night ....Muahahahahahaaa!
Farrrken LOL !!
Rambodian
No I'm not cambodian
Neddysmith
Standard kunce
I love this thread, all these "hot" chicks dropping pick up lines and picking up blokes, surely there must have been more ordinary birds trying to pick you up then hotties, hahahaha
Darkoz
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Haha that'll have them drooling on your knob in no time
wingman
Super M0derator
Grippy
Fat Member
LOL @ thread
Well ol rambodian had a little hot chicky start crackin onto him at the BP servo the other day.
Yeh I was standing there bludging as usual when this noticibly hot chick walks in and comes over to pay for fuel, she was prob about 20-21 or so. So there I am just making small talk as I usually do, the weather, its cold blah blah and she seamed to be really interested. I was a bit taken back by her behavior than she said "so, I see you don't have a wedding ring on" as she could see the where the ring line usually is so I said " oh shit, I must of let it in the shower" and with that she said "or maybe you just wanted to ask me for my number" in a really flirtatious way. Nervous by now I said "Um (dribble drabble) I'm sorry mate, but I'm a happily married man...I I just forgot to put it on......
Than she burst out in laughter and said "yeh I know, your wifes outside and asked me to 'jack' you LOL, than my other half walks in laughing her ass off and says "Won't forget the ring again huh big boy"
Yeh, shit myself LOL, all the things running through mind..."wow, I really am getting hot from weight etc LOL"
She got me a gooden, but paybacks a basted man mountain that sleeps next to her every night ....Muahahahahahaaa!
that had me laughin, your lucky you didnt try and score
KungFooGoo
Gangster
Can l fuck the fat off you?
Id suck your shit through a sweaty sock....
Both of those are genreal panty droppers...
Id suck your shit through a sweaty sock....
Both of those are genreal panty droppers...
KungFooGoo
Gangster
Fuck, can you remember the 'pick up line' l said and you said or Darkoz possibly said you were going to 'try it out' jokingly... can you remember what that was?
Hehehe