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pick up lines u have heard used on you

Sorry Bella, but it's human instinct. Like showing your down for the traditional caveman tango. Girl dressed in animal prints wants to get knocked out with a club and taken back to the cave.
 
Player said:
+1
some girl on facebook complained about "how boys are always hitting on her" "how they always eyefuck her". what do you expect when all your pictures are you with your nipples just about showing and your ass hanging out of your "pants". dumb bish.

Cover up if you don't want guys hitting on you.
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Pics or it didn't happen
 
Bella said:
I just ran into Coles to grab some things, at the fruit end of the store, a cute younger guy edges over and says "How ripe do you like your banana's"

My head was calculating the cost of the massive bag of cherries I had just served up and I just looked at him blankly for a few seconds, as he leered at my cleavage.

"Are you fucking serious"? Was my response...

He looked a bit taken aback and said "Oh my god, I totally know how that must sound, obviously you like them hard" and he winked at me!!!

WTF :eek:

He then said "My name is Rob, how are you?"

And smiled a winner of a smile.

I just wanted to stab him in the eye with my car keys.

Is it any wonder I'm single.....??? lol

One is never adequately prepared for the grocery store sex pick up...not ever :mad:
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I call bullshit
 
So girl looks attractive
Guy looks at girl
Girl stabs guy

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lol wingman.

No, but you have to pick your moments in life, you know? Sometimes we fuck up, sometimes we get it right.

Rob, chose the most bizarre place and the most bizarre line, for 'sex' talk. It wasn't "I want to date you" talk - it was "I want to do unthinkable and probably unforgivable things to you" talk.

In Coles.
At 2.56pm.
All I wanted was cherries....:(
 
beez said:
He wanted a cherry too. BOOM
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That lines of cherries was discontinued years ago....

Or taken of the shelf years ago by another guy...

Pick which ever one you think is funnier then just read that one....

Edit** just realised this is about the 3rd time i've quoted you today.... im not trying to be homo...
 
KungFooGoo said:
....l dont think telling a sob story and getting a pity date/number is the same as a chick giving you her number because she wants you to fuck her face...

Had a girl at Bar120 (if you live in Perth you know the types of females that frequent said establishment) tell me she was raped before... It was about 2 sentences into the conversation as well....
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1. Quite right. I just found it an amusing story.

2. She told you she was raped...was that her pick-up line? :S
 
i found myself reading this on the way into the city thismorning smiling like a fuck head at my phone.... thanks guys lol
 
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