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pick up lines u have heard used on you

“Mi indicheresti la direzione?” (“Can you tell me the way?”)
“Quale direzione?” (“Which way?”)
“Quella per il tuo cuore.” (“The way to your heart!”)

or

Ho perso il mio numero di telefono, potrebbe prestarmi il suo? – I’ve lost my telephone number, could I borrow yours?

My Italian is terrible , out of practise.
 
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Since where all making up languages KFG finds a good one to get the ladies is "Kom Hit Shock Fita" (the spelling would be completely off) Thats Swedish for "come here fat ****" l find if thats not a panty dropper nothing will be.
 
lex said:
“Mi indicheresti la direzione?” (“Can you tell me the way?”)
“Quale direzione?” (“Which way?”)
“Quella per il tuo cuore.” (“The way to your heart!”)

or

Ho perso il mio numero di telefono, potrebbe prestarmi il suo? – I’ve lost my telephone number, could I borrow yours?

My Italian is terrible , out of practise.
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LOL at the Italian.
 
Just for KFG as he likes the Asians so much

你很性感 Nǐ hěn xìnggǎn

我要你 Wǒ yào nǐ I want you

我想做爱 Wǒ xiǎng zuò'ài

吸我 xi wǒ

后背体位Hòu bèi tǐwèi

我不爱你！Wǒ bù ài nǐ!

我怀孕了 Wǒ huáiyùnle
 
lex said:
Just for KFG as he likes the Asians so much

你很性感 Nǐ hěn xìnggǎn

我要你 Wǒ yào nǐ I want you

我想做爱 Wǒ xiǎng zuò'ài

吸我 xi wǒ

后背体位Hòu bèi tǐwèi

我不爱你！Wǒ bù ài nǐ!

我怀孕了 Wǒ huáiyùnle
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You think KFG likes Asians... l find that offensive sir.
 
These would all work really well if you didnt shave / have a haircut for a few months. Also a straight stare without blinking would also help:

"That shirt would look great on my floor. Right next to the pile of panties I stole out of your dryer. They smell like you. (Grab chunk of hair / clothes and take a massive sniff)"

"You remind me of Pokemon. I wanna pikkachu. I also want to keep you in a giant plastic ball in my basement"
 
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KungFooGoo said:
These would all work really well if you didnt shave / have a haircut for a few months. Also a straight stare without blinking would also help:

"That shirt would look great on my floor. Right next to the pile of panties I stole out of your dryer. They smell like you. (Grab chunk of hair / clothes and take a massive sniff)"

"You remind me of Pokemon. I wanna pikkachu. I also want to keep you in a giant plastic ball in my basement"
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:D This is some funny shit KFG
 
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