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pick up lines u have heard used on you

Sorry Bella, but it's human instinct. Like showing your down for the traditional caveman tango. Girl dressed in animal prints wants to get knocked out with a club and taken back to the cave.
 

Pics or it didn't happen
 
I call bullshit
 
lol wingman.

No, but you have to pick your moments in life, you know? Sometimes we fuck up, sometimes we get it right.

Rob, chose the most bizarre place and the most bizarre line, for 'sex' talk. It wasn't "I want to date you" talk - it was "I want to do unthinkable and probably unforgivable things to you" talk.

In Coles.
At 2.56pm.
All I wanted was cherries....
 
beez said:
He wanted a cherry too. BOOM
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That lines of cherries was discontinued years ago....

Or taken of the shelf years ago by another guy...

Pick which ever one you think is funnier then just read that one....

Edit** just realised this is about the 3rd time i've quoted you today.... im not trying to be homo...
 
1. Quite right. I just found it an amusing story.

2. She told you she was raped...was that her pick-up line? :S
 
i found myself reading this on the way into the city thismorning smiling like a fuck head at my phone.... thanks guys lol
 
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