LOL @ thread
Well ol rambodian had a little hot chicky start crackin onto him at the BP servo the other day.
Yeh I was standing there bludging as usual when this noticibly hot chick walks in and comes over to pay for fuel, she was prob about 20-21 or so. So there I am just making small talk as I usually do, the weather, its cold blah blah and she seamed to be really interested. I was a bit taken back by her behavior than she said "so, I see you don't have a wedding ring on" as she could see the where the ring line usually is so I said " oh shit, I must of let it in the shower" and with that she said "or maybe you just wanted to ask me for my number" in a really flirtatious way. Nervous by now I said "Um (dribble drabble) I'm sorry mate, but I'm a happily married man...I I just forgot to put it on......
Than she burst out in laughter and said "yeh I know, your wifes outside and asked me to 'jack' you LOL, than my other half walks in laughing her ass off and says "Won't forget the ring again huh big boy"
Yeh, shit myself LOL, all the things running through mind..."wow, I really am getting hot from weight etc LOL"
She got me a gooden, but paybacks a basted man mountain that sleeps next to her every night ....Muahahahahahaaa!
A diff girl to diff mate: I like it when guys rim me.
This is gross......See, this is why l like chicks today. They're not afraid to be whores and asshole thing isnt really taboo anymore. Your mate better have licked her asshole like a savage to.
This is gross......
See, this is why l like chicks today. They're not afraid to be whores and asshole thing isnt really taboo anymore. Your mate better have licked her asshole like a savage to.
This is very true, if that pickup line didnt work, his mate is obviously gay....See, this is why l like chicks today. They're not afraid to be whores and asshole thing isnt really taboo anymore. Your mate better have licked her asshole like a savage to.
Girl to my mate: i'd like you to tickle my belly button... From the inside.
A diff girl to diff mate: I like it when guys rim me.
This is very true, if that pickup line didnt work, his mate is obviously gay....
That's basically what l was getting at.... What say you D-Man?
Wingman only gives mouth to the other south.
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