I'm gonna start posting my training log in this thread. At least that is real.
Sometimes you get someone that just needs lots and lots of attention, and they will do anything to get it. I think it's actually a disease.
http://psychcentral.com/disorders/histrionic-personality-disorder-symptoms/
"Histrionic personality disorder is characterized by a long-standing pattern of attention seeking behavior and extreme emotionality. Someone with histrionic personality disorder wants to be the center of attention in any group of people, and feel uncomfortable when they are not. While often lively, interesting and sometimes dramatic, they have difficulty when people aren’t focused exclusively on them. People with this disorder may be perceived as being shallow…….."
Then I read this:
"Symptoms of Histrionic Personality Disorder
A pervasive pattern of excessive emotionality and attention seeking, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:
1/ Is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the 
center of attention
2/ Interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or 
provocative behavior
3/ Displays rapidly shifting and 
shallow expression of emotions
4/ Consistently uses 
physical appearance to draw attentionto themself
5/ Has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and 
lacking in detail
6/ Shows 
self-dramatization, theatricality, and 
exaggerated expression of emotion
7/ Is highly suggestible, i.e., 
easily influenced by others or circumstances
8/ Considers relationships to be 
more intimate (mate/friend) than they actually are."
Well, hooooolllllyyyyy ferk!!!!