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Punxsutawney resident
I found that the bigger my bench grew, the smaller my dick became so I decided against benching 300kg because I did not want to grow a vagina. Then I bought some more firearms, a couple of land cruisers, developed a hostile attitude towards some outspoken minority group and one morning my dick just fell off.
So I bought a small diesel hatchback a few months and my dick has since returned to its ballbag. Next thing on the agenda is applaud the efforts of untested lifters. That'll make it bigger.