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pick up lines u have heard used on you

who needs pick up lines when you have awkward eye contact...

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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get!
 
I just ran into Coles to grab some things, at the fruit end of the store, a cute younger guy edges over and says "How ripe do you like your banana's"

My head was calculating the cost of the massive bag of cherries I had just served up and I just looked at him blankly for a few seconds, as he leered at my cleavage.

"Are you fucking serious"? Was my response...

He looked a bit taken aback and said "Oh my god, I totally know how that must sound, obviously you like them hard" and he winked at me!!!

WTF :eek:

He then said "My name is Rob, how are you?"

And smiled a winner of a smile.

I just wanted to stab him in the eye with my car keys.

Is it any wonder I'm single.....??? lol

One is never adequately prepared for the grocery store sex pick up...not ever :mad:
 
In case you didnt know rob wanted to put his banana into your peach then possibly into your date. Thought l should clear that up for you....
 
KungFooGoo said:
In case you didnt know rob wanted to put his banana into your peach then possibly into your date. Thought l should clear that up for you....
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lolol

Rob is very lucky he didn't get stabbed and end up on the 6pm news.

See, I can be a filthy minx...but that shit is just beyond me. I'm in yoga gear, in Coles, trying to get out quickly to pick my daughter up from school, clearly distracted and very au naturel...and he decides to choose a winning pick up line, laden with sexual inuendo, on the Mumsy with the massive norks?

Yes. Well done Rob. Well done.

It's been quite some time since I've been lost for words, that's fo sho lol
 
Bella said:
I just ran into Coles to grab some things, at the fruit end of the store, a cute younger guy edges over and says "How ripe do you like your banana's"

My head was calculating the cost of the massive bag of cherries I had just served up and I just looked at him blankly for a few seconds, as he leered at my cleavage.

"Are you fucking serious"? Was my response...

He looked a bit taken aback and said "Oh my god, I totally know how that must sound, obviously you like them hard" and he winked at me!!!

WTF :eek:

He then said "My name is Rob, how are you?"

And smiled a winner of a smile.

I just wanted to stab him in the eye with my car keys.

Is it any wonder I'm single.....??? lol

One is never adequately prepared for the grocery store sex pick up...not ever :mad:
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That just made my afternoon... :D
 
beez said:
Your wearing yoga gear in public, your asking for it. Poor Rob.
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Actually kind of what this guy says....

Hate it when chicks with DD's wear hell low cut tops without bras or hell tight shit with there tits hanging out then look at me like a dog when they 'catch' me looking. Pro tip : l dont care you 'caught' me, if you dont want guy to stare at your tits cover at least half of them up....

Its like leaving dog food on the ground then getting pissed off at your dog for eating it... Of course hes going to fucking eat it, its your fault, not his.
 
KungFooGoo said:
Actually kind of what this guy says....

Hate it when chicks with DD's wear hell low cut tops without bras or hell tight shit with there tits hanging out then look at me like a dog when they 'catch' me looking. Pro tip : l dont care you 'caught' me, if you dont want guy to stare at your tits cover at least half of them up....

Its like leaving dog food on the ground then getting pissed off at your dog for eating it... Of course hes going to fucking eat it, its your fault, not his.
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+1
some girl on facebook complained about "how boys are always hitting on her" "how they always eyefuck her". what do you expect when all your pictures are you with your nipples just about showing and your ass hanging out of your "pants". dumb bish.

Cover up if you don't want guys hitting on you.
 
Today was my orientation day at uni. Out of all the students there, including myself there were only 3 males, and I managed to get to a friendly, ice-broken place with most of the girls. But what I'm about to tell you isn't some great pick-up line I was using (because I wasn't using any or doing anything that I thought of as flirty, in hindsight there were some great missed opportunities there). Rather, this is a story one of the girls told me (and the group of girls standing around us at the time).

So, this guy approaches her on Queen St in the CBD asking for directions. She doesn't know the place he wants to get to, so apologises and begins to keep walking. He says: "Wait, don't go!" and proceeds to tell her the sob story of his life. Her, being a nice girl, endures this and listens, even though she'd prefer not to. Then eventually he asks her: "So...do you already have too many friends?" She couldn't bring herself to say no, and thus he got her number.

She still didn't want anything to do with him, but if getting a girl's number is the goal, I guess he was successful. Point duely noted.
 
Woah woah woaaahhhhhh first of all, I had yoga pants, a t-shirt & a hoodie on. That is my version of yoga gear. And I hardly have the body yet where it would make men walk into lightposts when I walked past lol Still too curvaceous for that.

The t-shirt shows a little cleavage, but not much. Hell every t-shirt shows a little cleavage, I have big boobs. That being said, it wasn't his looking at my tits that angered me, it was the line he used. So crude? In Coles?? lol

You know, I may have dragged his arse home if he'd been a little more intellectual in his approach...

I like the dance. Do the dance. The dance is important. You don't get the buffet straight up damnit lol

Romance + do the dance + get in her pants = the end.

Know what'm sayin? :p
 
....l dont think telling a sob story and getting a pity date/number is the same as a chick giving you her number because she wants you to fuck her face...

Had a girl at Bar120 (if you live in Perth you know the types of females that frequent said establishment) tell me she was raped before... It was about 2 sentences into the conversation as well....
 
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