Darkoz
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Just like guys with small dicks that say size doesn't matterYou know pistachio there's more to life then being really really ridiculously good looking

Just like guys with small dicks that say size doesn't matterYou know pistachio there's more to life then being really really ridiculously good looking
Just like guys with small dicks that say size doesn't matter![]()
I cracked up laughing.You know pistachio there's more to life then being really really ridiculously good looking
X(What my penis lacks in size it makes up for in smell.............................
Hot/cute are very different from my experiences.
Hot = good chance of getting laid if you play your cards right
Cute = almost no chance of getting laid and is looking to put you in the friend zone. Although if they say cute in a sexy way your still in the game.
lol really? Hmmm being unapproachable & having poor social skills aint good! Do YOU believe this? Or is this something you've been told??
KungFooGoo would fuck KungFooGoo if he wasn't KungFooGoo
KungFooGoo would fuck KungFooGoo if he wasn't KungFooGoo
KungFooGoo just got a semi thinking about that fantasy with KungFooGoo :|lol
would Kungfoogoo be a tender and gentle lover to Kungfoogoo?
Or would Kungfoogoo gorilla hump Kungfoogoo in the corner of the bedroom with Kungfoogoo's hands around Kungfoogoo's throat in some twisted sort of Kungfoogoo self rape fantasy?
Wasnt it im too sexy for my shirt?... Could be wrong though... Pretty sure that song wasnt 'around' for long though.Reminds me of that song "Im too sexy for myself, too sexy for myself..."
I guess il judge this by the amount of hot bitches I've fucked, and gay guys that want my virgin ass.
There's a lot of things that artist was too sexy for. His shirt, his car, his cat, Japan, that song....KungFooGoo just got a semi thinking about that fantasy with KungFooGoo :|
Wasnt it im too sexy for my shirt?... Could be wrong though... Pretty sure that song wasnt 'around' for long though.
There's a lot of things that artist was too sexy for. His shirt, his car, his cat, Japan, that song....