Best thing youv'e said so far mate! haha
But to the point, you come on here knowing sweet fa about anything and judge the whole forum off of one thread, which is meant for shits and giggles and then expect these same chest-beating window-lickers to help you?
Lucky for you, the ausbb community are knowledgable, friendly and always willing to help, should someone be genuine and willing to listen.
Iv'e read your thread, and should you take in the advice that has been given and put it into practice, you will be well ahead of most people in the same boat. Beleive it or not, stick around on your journey and these same judgemental pricks will be here to offer you advice, encouragement and congratulations on your triumph's.
Enjoy your stay on the forum and best of luck with your endevours.