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One that I liked, and I am not sure if I liked it because it was nifty, or because this chick had balls to actually have a chat with me out of the blue was: "Wow, you should thank your parents for me.. they did a very good job"
Too late... I am married with a mini-me... I was silly enough to wheel that one out when the chevron was still putting methylated spirits in their $2 spirits on a Thursday night... Ah the memories.
This is entirely possible. I've been displaying my dirtier thoughts like this in front of one of my friends recently, and he's been shocked by it, too. Give it a couple days, I'll snap back to my self-controlled self.
Guy: hey do you want a seat?
Me: yeh I guess
Guy: how about my face?
Whilst I was at a club-
Guy: Hey have I not seen you before?
Me: no (definitely not my type)
Guy: No, you were on the cover of a magazine like fhm
Me: laughing up a storm and looking at my besty and I say "You have me definitely mistaken for someone else"
Guy: Well you should be on a cover - your stunning
At a cafe with my friend chilling on a Sunday morning
Two guys: hey girls sooo you are up early this means that you must be good girls
Us: pretty much just smile and giggle
Two guys: yeh must mean you are on your way to church - my mother would love you!!
Me: actually this is our breakfast - we have been out all night - sorry to disappoint
My mate tried this on a girl:
There is something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Im pretty sure thats all a pick up lines meant to do is just make the seniorita laugh.... Its not like a guy is going to say one line and your going to sit on his face.