My best friend

[spartacus]

nothing wrong with the fonz. great show happy days

 

[Grunta]

haha he doesnt regret it,the kunt thinks hes the fonz.

What do you mean thinks, potato head

 

[spartysucks]

What do you mean thinks, potato head

you know "thinks'.When your brain engages and synapses fire nerve impulses throughout your cerebral cortex.Unfortunately because you have snorted baking powder,its disrupted your faculties to the extent you appear brain damaged.

 

[Neddysmith]

[FONT=&quot]Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The girl said, ‘NO!’[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The end [/FONT]

 

[Darkoz]

^ There's more truth in that than we realise

 

[Cum Shot]

And yours will hump the guy in the caravan next door to yours, if she already hasn’t.

Hey thats me in the caravan next to Gerry, and yes i've been banging his misses for years now and she loves my cock.

 

[Cum Shot]

She’s probably on all fours now as I type this

I'm getting turned on, please continue. Is she begging for it hard and rough?

 

[Grunta]

I'm getting turned on, please continue. Is she begging for it hard and rough?

Says gerry is a hamster cock and needs a good fixing

 

[Grunta]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’
The girl said, ‘NO!’
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The end

I a bloke could only see forward

 

[spartysucks]

Hey thats me in the caravan next to Gerry, and yes i've been banging his misses for years now and she loves my cock.

haha you re addicted to weird porn and cant even get it up without certain stimulus.I bet you ll transition to gay porn very very soon.

 

[spartysucks]

Says gerry is a hamster cock and needs a good fixing

your missus is frigid and never gave you any thats why you had to start hunting for pussy outside of your marriage.You re obviously disgusting to her.You only stick around for the family tax credits.

 

[spartysucks]

oooh you kunts start getting lippy while i just get clinical.

 

[bozodos]

this forum seems to consist solely of baby boomers taunting each other constantly. I reckon some of you lot should marry each other, it's legal these days you know. inb4 Goosey's "hilarious" post of "shut up bozo".

 

[Darkoz]

shut up bozo​

 

[Goosey]

this forum seems to consist solely of baby boomers taunting each other constantly. I reckon some of you lot should marry each other, it's legal these days you know. inb4 Goosey's "hilarious" post of "shut up bozo".

Sorry I can’t beat that champagne comedy