What would I know I'm just a dumb chippy, I don't even have an undergrad degree, or a higher school certificate for that matter.
I do know though that if this were 1940's Germany it'd likely be me manning the oven and you going in, if this were the Middle Ages you'd be the one scribing my escapades not swinging the broadsword, if we were pirates in the 1700's you'd be the cabin boy getting a length while I climbed the top mast.
Some people just land on top of the scrap heap cause they aren't particularly intelligent but are good at thriving in groups of peers.