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Good work Michael.

ceffo said:
still ive always passed on shopping counter/check out chicks ... Something "wrong" about it.. cant put my finger on it :)
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If they're like the ones in my area, they're all jailbaits. That's probably why. :p
 
ahhh she said she was 18...... and she drove a car so she must have been at least 16 hahah....

are any of u blokes on oasis.com ?? that place is awesome for picking up randoms... ive met a few classy girls on there.. Its also a very very handy site to have when ur into fitness so much and over clubbing.
I stuck a few pics up on there with my shirt off when I was completely shredded last year with the full 8 pack and the chicks jump at it like they have tiger blood in them .

about 3 weeks ago..

me.. hey how u going

chick.. horny..

me .. reallyy

chick.. ur hot

me .. okkkkk

chick.. Can i blow u

me.. are you serious...

chick.. yeah I want to swaloow ur C***

me .. for reall

chick .. yeah heres my number call me now..

me .. ok

I swear thats no word of a lie.... a few of you on oasis would no it goes down like that all the time... sooo goood.
 
Nope, never done Internet dating before. I thought it was for old people. :p I might try it eventually. Heard some good things about oasis. Only have a 4 pack atm though, need 4 more :D
 
Lol I don't know about the quality of some of the chicks on there but hey. Why not pimping ain't easy but if u got the body use it
 
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so this is not true?
 
ummmm I can guarantee you some of the girls on there are 10s... am I allowed to post pictures up of some of the girls ive mett from there ? its not like violating any rules is it ?
 
I havent nailed any of the 10s on there.. but ive met 2 10s on there and trying to nail one of them .. Ive nailed a couple 7s and 8s..
im at work and cant edit pics but if u pm me ya email ceffo ill email u a few of the pics..
 
mate, I'll fap to anything right now......ehehehehe


Might go knock the top off it now. :)
 
@ 27 years of age having been with 2 girls my whole life, I am still noob at reading the signs..

When i was at kmart in the automotive isle, A retail girls sees me and sudden bends over to pick up something off the floor. As she was coming up she looks me in the eye. I freak out and pretend to look at something else. I had a girl friend that time also. Do you get more attention when your in a relationship than without? or is it just my luck?

Only been picked up at the club one time. I was drunk as hell and walking back into the club after chucking up where this little vietnamese girl pokes me in the back. I look. Then look away. She does it again. I looked again and this time gave her a look of disgust and proceeded to walk away.

I ended up befriending her... One of her friends notice that my fly was undone and pointed it out to me. I shy away because of embarrassment. That time, ive only rooted one chick. 5 years later ive rooted 2 in total. YAY.

In your experience, do you think asian girls put out much compared to other?
 
Ok my misconceptions of online dating and below average chicks had been shot out of the water. i am now going to fap over the pic 180sx sent me lol
 
haha that chick i sent you was one of the hotter ones shes got a PERFECT body... theres heaps of chicks in the range of 6 to 8 on there and plenty for u blokes to flap over haha..

Im off work tomorroe and thursday for my knee op so when im sitting at home bored ill put a compilation together .. girls of oasis...
 
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