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wingman
16-02-2012, 09:02 PM
YouTube


Same vid, different POV:
Carpull (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME7Pswhet00&feature=youtu.be)

The Hamburgler
16-02-2012, 09:09 PM
Crossfit - WSM for weak people

Tregs
16-02-2012, 09:14 PM
Lol

kaz
16-02-2012, 09:29 PM
So... now that I'm officially a powerlifter with a record (wink wink), I can bag crossfit?

The Hamburgler
16-02-2012, 09:42 PM
You aren't a powerlifter til you've done a comp ;)

kaz
16-02-2012, 09:45 PM
You aren't a powerlifter til you've done a comp ;)

Grrr 1 more week then:cool:

callan
16-02-2012, 10:40 PM
but still... its like having a sex change... deep down we all now u did crossfit.

Rambodian
16-02-2012, 10:49 PM
LOL @ vid

We all have our little secrets Deep, and have done things that we aren't proud of......hehe, but we know yours :p so will never let you live it down.

:)

kaz
16-02-2012, 11:15 PM
Crossfit is kind of like an ex boyfriend.... still kept the phone number, have some great memories on photos, still facebook friends, always check and see if they have a new girlfriend, laugh at the ugly new girlfriend... not sure where I'm going with this..... trying to throw thread off topic.... ;);)

TrentZor
17-02-2012, 12:02 AM
That vid /facepalm lol..


Its ok deep your under the PTC wing now. Were gonna show to these "boys" on ausbb how u can deadlift over 110kg@50kg bw very soon while still having 20% BF. :D

kaz
17-02-2012, 12:05 AM
That vid /facepalm lol..


Its ok deep your under the PTC wing now. Were gonna show to these "boys" on ausbb how u can deadlift over 110kg@50kg bw very soon while still having 20% BF. :D

Not far off ;)

RedDog
17-02-2012, 12:13 AM
You could see straight away that wasn't going to end well

adamklam
17-02-2012, 10:33 AM
A CrossFit Chick's Blog on Life: Sac Town Throwdown! (http://www.jesliao.com/2012/02/sac-town-throwdown.html#more)

the team which got squished

The Hamburgler
17-02-2012, 10:40 AM
Does that make them a joke of a joke lol?

Rugby88
17-02-2012, 12:27 PM
Crossfit is worse than an ab roller

Darkoz
17-02-2012, 01:17 PM
Crossfit is worse than an ab roller
I was going to buy an AB roller tomorrow, you reckon it's no good? (serious)

KungFooGoo
17-02-2012, 01:23 PM
If by ab roller you mean ab wheel then i disagree... Ab wheels are pretty hard.

If you're talking about an 'ab circle pro' then yeah its a piece of shit. Call within the next 15minutes and receive your free 'leg magic pro'

Darkoz
17-02-2012, 01:26 PM
Yeah I was talking about getting the AB wheel, I don't know to me it looks like a pretty good core workout.

Bazza20
17-02-2012, 01:40 PM
Yeah I was talking about getting the AB wheel, I don't know to me it looks like a pretty good core workout.

Yeah they are very hard.

Westside uses them according to some of there articles.

dave
17-02-2012, 01:48 PM
If by ab roller you mean ab wheel then i disagree... Ab wheels are pretty hard.

If you're talking about an 'ab circle pro' then yeah its a piece of shit. Call within the next 15minutes and receive your free 'leg magic pro'

Where is your damn number? I want the leg magic pro damn
it.

The Hamburgler
17-02-2012, 02:21 PM
The ab rollers are good if you can maintain a neutral spine
Most people I see bend in half doing them and rely on their lower back/hip flexors instead of their abs
Painful just watching

dave
17-02-2012, 02:25 PM
The ab rollers are good if you can maintain a neutral spine
Most people I see bend in half doing them and rely on their lower back/hip flexors instead of their abs
Painful just watching

This.

Rugby88
17-02-2012, 02:28 PM
Yea ab wheels are good as....fuarrrrrking hard!

Darkoz
17-02-2012, 02:45 PM
Thanks for the tip Hamburgler but now you guys have got me nervous about using it

dave
17-02-2012, 02:57 PM
Thanks for the tip Hamburgler but now you guys have got me nervous about using it

Have someone watch your back for you. Also start on your knees and work from there till you are comfortable.

Darkoz
17-02-2012, 03:04 PM
Have someone watch your back for you. Also start on your knees and work from there till you are comfortable.
Thanks dave will do

The Hamburgler
17-02-2012, 03:59 PM
Have someone watch your back for you. Also start on your knees and work from there till you are comfortable.

I think it might have been you that posted a progression for them (or some other online chap).

You can start with a swiss/stability ball and work from there

dave
17-02-2012, 04:09 PM
I think it might have been you that posted a progression for them (or some other online chap).

You can start with a swiss/stability ball and work from there

I think I did a little while back.

Anything higher/more stable is easier, knees first then on feet, from there work your way down.

IRON TANKS
17-02-2012, 05:39 PM
lol. Classic.


I don't train cross fit but in all fairness, the average powerlifter would be out of breathe after about 7 seconds of doing that. Much like the average cross fitter probably can't dead anything over 100kg. Apples and oranges.

Shrek
17-02-2012, 06:04 PM
She should have been arrested for loitering. muahahahahah

Bazza20
23-09-2012, 08:32 PM
Womens crossfit games on ESPN. 30 seconds in already giving the lols. kipping handstand pushups.

harry1970
23-09-2012, 08:38 PM
kipping handstand pushups.

These are really quite bizarre...

lex
23-09-2012, 10:41 PM
Handstand Push-ups, Scales, Kipps, Strict - YouTube

lex
23-09-2012, 10:50 PM
human turkish getup
Human Turkish Get Up - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=T3gQjVPaqUY)

sookie
23-09-2012, 11:30 PM
Lulu Lemon Day at CFLA - YouTube

TrentZor
23-09-2012, 11:46 PM
Womens crossfit games on ESPN. 30 seconds in already giving the lols. kipping handstand pushups.


heres an expert explaining all about it

CrossFit_CFHELKippingPushup - YouTube

A-GAME
02-10-2012, 02:34 AM
Crossfit lol. Not even once.

TrentZor
03-10-2012, 02:53 AM
very pregnant lady doing cleans..


CrossFit "Grace" at 26 weeks pregnant - YouTube

wingman
03-10-2012, 03:01 AM
Culture of crossfit is you workout no matter what. If you've only got one leg, or are a cancer survivor or 43 weeks pregnant or a sore or got calluses or ad infinitum. This is great in a way. It gets people working out because they don't have any excuses to be slack.

But personal safety should definitely be considered lol.

lex
20-10-2012, 10:52 PM
clapping handstand pushups
Clapping Handstand Pushups Bodyweight Strength Training Beast Skills (http://www.beastskills.com/clapping-handstand-pushups/)

callan
21-10-2012, 12:31 AM
Handstand Push-ups, Scales, Kipps, Strict - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAO7OG077Ac&feature=related)
with legs like that i think i might just be able to forgive her for doing crossfit....

almost

wingman
21-10-2012, 12:55 AM
with legs like that i think i might just be able to forgive her for doing crossfit....

almost

My theory is...

Most CF chics have great bottom halves from all the high rep squats & deadlifts that they do, and poor upper halves from the lack of any bench, rows, real pullups.

callan
21-10-2012, 01:01 AM
My theory is...

Most CF chics have great bottom halves from all the high rep squats & deadlifts that they do, and poor upper halves from the lack of any bench, rows, real pullups.

thats ok, i like girls with solid legs, and an ass to go with it, not so much of a fan of girls that have bigger arms than me

lex
21-10-2012, 01:30 PM
thats ok, i like girls with solid legs, and an ass to go with it, not so much of a fan of girls that have bigger arms than me

haven't been doing enough arm work ?




this isn't crossfit
Put It Down On Me Workout - YouTube

this sort of is
Catch My Breath Fitness - YouTube

callan
21-10-2012, 10:18 PM
haven't been doing enough arm work ?




this isn't crossfit
Put It Down On Me Workout - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE_1dW6Nl00&feature=fvwrel)

this sort of is
Catch My Breath Fitness - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CI4oeBRpilk)
lol wut? arm work? pfft

the only arm work i do is bench and the odd pull up

TrentZor
25-10-2012, 02:26 AM
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m140/ceffo/Croffitdatass_zps09856d4c.jpg


1. The boys on the forum will notice dat ass first
2. then notice WTF exercise are they performing there.
Some form of neck raise?

3. then go back to dat asss.

wingman
25-10-2012, 02:29 AM
ring pushups, and the judge is counting the reps, holding the rings and checking dat ass

The Hamburgler
25-10-2012, 07:50 AM
Dude to the left in beard has an epic beard
Seriously though, the actual sport of crossfit is fucked up
If I wanted to do shit like that I'd join the circus

Bazza20
25-10-2012, 08:13 AM
Dude to the left in beard has an epic beard
Seriously though, the actual sport of crossfit is fucked up
If I wanted to do shit like that I'd join the circus

Watched some of the mens crossfit games on espn the other day. They have made kipping pull ups even more retarded. Only a couple inches range of motion, basically just bobbing your head and just swinging your legs around like you are being tazered while holding on to a bar.

Neddysmith
25-10-2012, 08:27 AM
Did notice dat ass first, then the wtf exercise, then did go back to dat ass

lex
25-10-2012, 09:57 AM
ass, legs , ass, rest of pic

wingman
25-10-2012, 11:20 AM
Watched some of the mens crossfit games on espn the other day. They have made kipping pull ups even more retarded. Only a couple inches range of motion, basically just bobbing your head and just swinging your legs around like you are being tazered while holding on to a bar.

In the games they do butterfly pullups, because they can cycle through reps faster than kipping ones. Butterfly ones are similar to butterfly swimming stroke.

Bazza20
25-10-2012, 11:32 AM
In the games they do butterfly pullups, because they can cycle through reps faster than kipping ones. Butterfly ones are similar to butterfly swimming stroke.

Yep they were the ones. What a fucking joke.

wingman
25-10-2012, 12:04 PM
Yea makes no sense

lex
25-10-2012, 12:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvhxum803go

at about 50 sec in this one
Camille Leblanc-Bazinet hits Fran - YouTube

ouch
Rotator Cuff Tear from Butterfly Pullups (http://www.colinmcnulty.com/blog/2011/06/22/butterfly-pullups-rotator-cuff-tear/)


Camille Leblanc-Bazinet Slow Motion Muscle Ups: Extended - YouTube
Bikini 101 with the MISSFITS & IFBB Pro Taylor Matheny, Heather Clay, Loni Christine - YouTube

callan
25-10-2012, 01:32 PM
Did notice dat ass first, then the wtf exercise, then did go back to dat ass

+1

Jungnaut
27-10-2012, 08:07 PM
Camille Leblanc-Bazinet hits Fran - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VShHz27QxeU&feature=related)



that chick looks like she's doing a spastic eagle lol :D ..would make good porn i reckon.

Neddysmith
27-10-2012, 08:29 PM
Camille Leblanc-Bazinet Slow Motion Muscle Ups: Extended - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXVNoKDF2Yo)
Bikini 101 with the MISSFITS & IFBB Pro Taylor Matheny, Heather Clay, Loni Christine - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WxcgC3Is5o&feature=related)

Hhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggg

wingman
27-10-2012, 09:08 PM
that chick looks like she's doing a spastic eagle lol :D ..would make good porn i reckon.

Ive put her in the hot or not thread a couple of times. She's really hot - Just as long as she shuts the fuck up cuz i cant stand french canadian accent.

0ni
27-10-2012, 11:21 PM
I like how this thread has gone from retarded shit to just hot chicks

callan
27-10-2012, 11:42 PM
i like it too!

tasc4life
09-11-2012, 09:38 PM
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Second ones probably not crossfit, but it's definitely responsible for this sort of shit!!