You want an event that is over early so you can party it up for the rest of the olympics.
Exactly right, finish day 1 and party hard for 2 weeks...
like this>>>>>Squatting in the village and naked lunches: athletes come clean on Olympics debauchery
with your mad skills? no freaking way.
something outlandish! requiring feats of amazing skill and strength.
I insist.
Becoming a masseuse for the women's volleyball team.
defiantly for one of the european teams.