BRB, going to the pet store to buy a human.
Spiders are cheaper on the web
unless your into those little tiny poofter dogs, which should be banned!
And cats are cold friggin things. You can feed a cat for ten years and it would still eat you if it could find a way.
This is one of my black cats "Spider".
Got him from the RSPCA when he was about 6 months old.
He brought me this present from the backyard.
I want a pet boyfriend.
So I can feed him.
And play with him.
And pat him.
Kiss him.
Scratch his tummy.
Sleep with him.
Take him for walks.
And then put him in a doggie cage...when I need a break
Don't walk him, ride him
Well as I was using an animal metaphorically...it kinda felt wrong to say that
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Yes, yes you are