What's the youngest you'd go?

[peanutz]

here's another thing about porn that really grinds my gears - and not in a good way

cumshots. i can't stand a dude smashing a chick and it looking like she is on the brink of coming (super sexy), then he pulls out and jizzes all over her stomach leaving her to fake moan at the camera like a load of splooge on her guts has topped her off (super unsexy). there is nothing hot about that imo.

 

[KungFooGoo]

Agreed im not a fan of that in pornos or doing it in real life (never done it tbh, just dont really want to cum on my girlfriends face)

Also hate it when hes doing her and you can tell shes actualyl enjoying it and he's like "oh im gonna fucking cum" and he pulls out and there proceeds to wack off for over a minute.....surely you could have fucked her for longer. Id prefer to watch that then see you just wack it for a few minutes while she makes some face moans sounds like shes getting off watching you wack it...

l think i should direct some porn without the bullshit. It would sell pretty wel.

 

[callan]

Agreed im not a fan of that in pornos or doing it in real life (never done it tbh, just dont really want to cum on my girlfriends face)

Also hate it when hes doing her and you can tell shes actualyl enjoying it and he's like "oh im gonna fucking cum" and he pulls out and there proceeds to wack off for over a minute.....surely you could have fucked her for longer. Id prefer to watch that then see you just wack it for a few minutes while she makes some face moans sounds like shes getting off watching you wack it...

l think i should direct some porn without the bullshit. It would sell pretty wel.

so theres going to be a sudden burst of 3 min vids?

 

[KungFooGoo]

so theres going to be a sudden burst of 3 min vids?

"Direct" porn... Not be a porn star. There might be a small neiche (spelling) market about guys who are anorexic and albino that look like mclovin that finished in under 2 mintues though so l cant count a porn career out 100%. Ill keep you posted.

 

[Bella]

"Direct" porn... Not be a porn star. There might be a small neiche (spelling) market about guys who are anorexic and albino that look like mclovin that finished in under 2 mintues though so l cant count a porn career out 100%. Ill keep you posted.

I believe the word you're looking for is 'niche'.

And yes Goo, there's a market for everyone (forunately or unfortunately!) so don't sell yourself short, you could have a long and prosperous 2 minute movie career

 

[callan]

"Direct" porn... Not be a porn star. There might be a small neiche (spelling) market about guys who are anorexic and albino that look like mclovin that finished in under 2 mintues though so l cant count a porn career out 100%. Ill keep you posted.

i was talking about cutting out all of the shit, no fake crap, hence the 3 min films, no bastard lasts 45mins straight...

 

[KungFooGoo]

i was talking about cutting out all of the shit, no fake crap, hence the 3 min films, no bastard lasts 45mins straight...

This is also true. No crappy acting that you have to sift through... As if someones neighbour forgets their keys so they come over and within 15 seconds shes got your cock in her mouth... Also when they 'change positions' but the scene cuts you know that guy had like a 2 hour smoko before going back at it. Pretty sure they film the 'cum shot' first in most cases as well then after the guy with take something to get a hard on again and smash away.

 

[wingman]

Agreed... No guy should take at all... Makes it awkward as shit if your finishing and the guys moaning like a retard. Some chicks shouldnt talk either...no asain chick should talk, they all sound like F1 cars when they're getting smashed.

And @ that pic. That's a good one, fun for all ages.

Rofl at f1 cars!

Some chics sound obviously fake / exagerated of all nationalities, best to just mute them.

 

[SWH]

16
As long as its breathing I always say

 

[Bella]

16
As long as its breathing I always say

lmaoooo this made me laugh

very cute Mr HeiHei

 

[RyanF]

I reckon I'd make a great porn director, if my moral compass were ok with that (alas it isn't, so the porn industry misses out again).

I can't remember if I posted in here earlier or not, but youngest I'd consider is about 20. There's plenty of girls under 20 who are hot and tap-worthy, but if she isn't anything more than tap-worthy, then no, just no. And on the whole, teenagers are...well...teenagers.

Oldest...not sure. Probably not a lot older than myself. I'm 23.

 

[KungFooGoo]

I reckon I'd make a great porn director, if my moral compass were ok with that (alas it isn't, so the porn industry misses out again).

....and what is wrong with the porn industry / directing a porno?

 

[RyanF]

It'd be against my religion (srs).

 

[KungFooGoo]

It'd be against my religion (srs).

You said 'your' moral compass though, really wan't to get into a religios thing with you but l shall resist.

So do you look down on the "stars" that do porn even if its for a good reason e.g sasha grey (might be gray.... really should know that)

 

[RyanF]

You said 'your' moral compass though, really wan't to get into a religios thing with you but l shall resist.

So do you look down on the "stars" that do porn even if its for a good reason e.g sasha grey (might be gray.... really should know that)

My conscience and my spirituality are not seperated from each other.

Who said anything about looking down on people for not subscribing to or living out my morals? It certainly bothers me that the things that don't flow with my conscience happen, and that people choose to make them happen, but everyone does things that are wrong, myself included. My religion doesn't make me better than anyone else, I don't think I'm under any dellusions to the contrary. As I said in PB's Robin Hood thread, we're all a little corrupt, and judging one person (myself included) as better than another (or to look down on someone) in any real sense is like trying to judge which is best out of a pile of rotten fruit. Honestly, I try not to think much about porn stars, period. I don't want to know the details of what they do or why they do it. I believe that, regardless of their motives, the act of making porn is wrong, but then it's not like I've never looked at porn, so why should I think that I'm better than porn stars or that they're worse than me?

 

[jamesyboi]

1. How old are you?

I'm a old 37.

2. Whats the youngest person youd shag?

The blonde chick at the gym must be in her early 20s.

3. Whats the oldest person youd shag?

I dunno, maybe Heather Locklear?

 

[D1cko]

Xwife, Goo...you guys are no fun, cumshots can be fun for both!! even in real life!
The trick is to make her come more than once so she is well and truley taken care of, then proceed to spray her face and hair afterwards, try write your initials, aim for her eyes...then sit back and have laugh about it before showering together!

 

[Bella]

Xwife, Goo...you guys are no fun, cumshots can be fun for both!! even in real life!
The trick is to make her come more than once so she is well and truley taken care of, then proceed to spray her face and hair afterwards, try write your initials, aim for her eyes...then sit back and have laugh about it before showering together!

eeewwwwwwww

The classic 'cream pie'...is magnificent and totally, unbelievably HAWWWWWTTTTTT!

Just spraying your seed randomly onto another person IMO is neither sexy, or ok!

Especially in the eyes or hair!!! farrrrkkkk you'd be a dead man! lololol

 

[peanutz]

eeewwwwwwww

The classic 'cream pie'...is magnificent and totally, unbelievably HAWWWWWTTTTTT!

Just spraying your seed randomly onto another person IMO is neither sexy, or ok!

Especially in the eyes or hair!!! farrrrkkkk you'd be a dead man! lololol

i spend way too much time and money on my hair to let anyone goo it up. forget about it! cum in, not on, your lady.

 

[Bella]

i spend way too much time and money on my hair to let anyone goo it up. forget about it! cum in, not on, your lady.

agree wifey! Well said!