I remember asking a girl out (at gym) years ago
I said would like to catch up over a coffee?
She replied; "probably not"
So the next time you see a good-lookin sheila
And you'd give a week's pay just to hold her
Don't sit acting dumb, just front her full-on
And drop a few line like i told you
The new method of mine might not work every time
But then again no method will
I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers
But then I've got a few fucks as well
Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could i feel your tits?
Or would you she em to me?
If the answer is 'no
To me questions above
Then be a good sport and give the name
Of a girlfriend who does!