MaxBrenner
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Bazza, as always you read my mind.
a wise man once told me,
in a supermarket dont walk down the aisles.
Vegie, Meat and dairy are all around the edges.. no need to walk down an aisle.
this guy owns a gym in frankston
So dont any of you guys hit the frozen foods. Like the fish etc.
I do the self service checkout and weigh everything up as carrots @ $1.98/kg... 2kg Salmon, 2kg eye fillet steak, 2kg chicken breast, 2 boxes biggest looser meal replacements, 900gm protein.. I get most of my essentials for 2 weeks for under 30 clams... Ill get caught soon I guess. I got caught putting eye fillet steak down my pants once and I was told never to return to the store!
lol I know it makes me smile every time I leave the store. Boxed barcoded buzzered or not it all gets weighed up as carrots! Chicken and salmon u get from deli seafood and If u see a butcher walkin round the meat section u can just ask him to slice up a whole eye fillett I ask for 12 aprox 125g slices, theyll slice it and wrap it in butchers paper and barcode it for u with a smile. The chekout chicks buzzing round the self service chekouts r too bizzy collecting baskets and helping ppl to notice.
I got snapped this morning the chekout thing freaked out on me sayin remove last item, a dude seen it and came ova as I was about to pile everythin bak into my basket and pretend like id forgotton some shit and was gona head bak to the isles... He looked at the screen and says u got alot of carrots there mate then looked into my bag... No carrots! Haha I said, Why is it bringin everything up as carrots?? He goes just go to checkout 1 its free. I had to pay full price for everything, I had 2kg salmon some rice pasta onions broccoli capsicum and sweet potato it came to over $100!?!!? I was so pissed off... Funny thing is the dude that snapped me would not make eyecontact with me and even pretended to believe my story about the chekout bringing everything up as carrots. Weird how some ppl are programed to avoid confrintation he knew wat I was up to but was happy to just roll with my story haha... Note to self one item weighed up as carrots per shop run and always have a carrot or 2 in the bottom of the bag encase its looked at!