oh, yeah needs another 10 years on that LOLTrentZor...Bella was a Mummy at 28. So my daughter is 8 years old, she just had her birthday actually. So Callan...distance would be appreciated right now? lol
what if they're like me?
bad body? bad face?
lights out....doggie style?
The bodybuilder who wants to date me says he wanted to 'do' me reverse cowgirl....*sighs*
this is NOT good.
I want love, not just SEX! damnit.
Why is every guy happy to try to fuck me, but no one wants to love???
AND, for the record...I DON'T have sex...with anyone...ever.
For better or worse, my heart is inextricably linked to my very high libido....self pleasure it is!
And happily so
Joel...no wonder you get laid 103 times a week!
I second that!!
threadoftheyear/10
I have a saying I live by - 'Treat her like a princess, fuck her like a porn star'
Simple yet effective....
Snow white and the 7 dwarves : bukake edition
Louis Theroux, Swingers (3) - YouTubeI knew my old scuba diving mask was gonna come in handy one day
lol @ fleshlight...I have seen these! Reviews appreciated!!
Ok boys...it's been real. Time for me and my boobs to go and be a respectable citizen at the local school....
out! x
bestdayofyourlifeinathread/10
sheactuallydeliveredsuprisedme/10
FOOL 1/16th.... should of dated her, claimed land, put your name on the title THEN runWas going to date/jig a chick that had clear stripper heals like...3 years ago maybe... Turned out she was 1/16th coon, no deal for the Kungfoogoo.
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