If your mrs is shaving or waxing her box and you've been together more then a few years then chances are she is regularly climbing aboard the [MENTION=12395]Grunta[/MENTION]; member or getting ganged at the local mc clubhouse.
I like my sluts smooth as a billiard ball but I want my mrs sporting a full mound of steel wool, anything less and your just in denial about who's porridge your stirring when you stick your cock in there.
as for hairless men, well I hope you can find your way out of that closet in the dark and climb to the very top of the shiniest Mardi Gras float.