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mate he was being sarcastic.
as oliver said.. PPP is for the 3 power lifting lifts.
those "clicky" guys you are talking about in "that" corner of the gym is EXACTLY where you want to be.
get in there!!!
they will be happy to help out a newbie to strength training.
what you are doing is essentially wasting your time.
and will no doubt blame the program and Markos for it...