Powerlifting Prayer

[Admin]

Powerlifting Prayer

IRON GOD

Hear me God of Iron, for these words ring true,
Help me become a God like you.
Give me the will to lift through the pain,
So my body may grow through the strength that I gain.
Guide my arms to be strong and true,
To fuel the intensity each day through.
Give me the power in these callused hands,
To stand proud amongst my peers throughout this land.
I’ll give my soul on the alter of desire,
If you’ll help the weight reach higher and higher.
I can live with the stares and the mumbling crowd,
Just for the chance to make you proud.
I pray each day on the iron bar throne,
Grinding out each rep with a massive groan.
Watch over my bros from the powerlifter fame,
Protect them O’God while they’re in the game.
And when the day has come and gone,
Rebuild my body so I may go on.
IRON GOD HEAR ME, MAKE ME HARD AS GRANITE,
SO I MAY BECOME THE BIGGEST MOTHER****ER ON THE PLANET!!!​

 

[Oli]

somebody's getting way too into this hobby...

 

[Shrek]

Sneaky random

 

[bozodos]

Not a fan of that sort of thing tbh, you're not some kind of sick hard kunce cause you're a powerlifter.

 

[Jungnaut]

Looks exactly like the sort of thing gerry be chanting repeatedly every morning while trying to wipe his own ass lolol

 

[yrreg]

Looks exactly like the sort of thing gerry be chanting repeatedly every morning while trying to wipe his own ass lolol

dont be silly.