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pick up lines u have heard used on you

Bella said:
There is a 22 year old Greek boy who asks me out, every time I go to his fathers fruit and veg store - today he tried to convince me to let him take me out for dinner.
He is very cute, but smooth as hell. Like...."I can rock your world lady" kinda smooth, which usually amuses me no end, but I wasn't in the mood for it today lol

After I had already said something like "Oh thanks very much but no, you need to date girls closer to your own age, We would want different things out of life, I'm an old bag blah blah blah..."

He called after me "You should take a chance once in a while, age is just a number, I would definitely surprise you! And who's to say we're on different pages, maybe we're on the same page and you won't ever know!"

I stopped dead. Turned on my heel and walked back to that handsome young man. I looked up at him with my big brown eyes, smiled sweetly and very calmy said "Well let's see shall we? I want to fall in love, I want to build a life with someone and I'd like to spend months and months purposefully and intentionally trying to make a beautiful baby with the man I love. So you tell me, how many chapters behind me ARE you exactly???"

He looked at me, mouth agape, a bit stunned.

I laughed, patted his cheek and said "That's what I thought, we aint even reading the same book!"

And with that....Bella sauntered away, looking fucking hot in her yoga gear, with no makeup on and her hair a wind blown mess. lol

I am really going to be the old crazy cat lady who is officially forever alone lolol

jadedmuch/10
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Damn you're one of those hard to please women :D
 
dave said:
Damn you're one of those hard to please women :D
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Oi! :mad:

lol

Noooo! 22??? Really??? I'm 36 years old for godsake. The ONLY thing I'd be 'dating' a 22yo for is sex. Great big lashings of nasty, naughty, reckless, rock his fckn world, sex. And vise versa.

Unfortunately for him (and for me too) I'm not made that way.
lolol

So we both lose.

Ah well.
:p
 
Bella said:
There is a 22 year old Greek boy who asks me out, every time I go to his fathers fruit and veg store - today he tried to convince me to let him take me out for dinner.
He is very cute, but smooth as hell. Like...."I can rock your world lady" kinda smooth, which usually amuses me no end, but I wasn't in the mood for it today lol

After I had already said something like "Oh thanks very much but no, you need to date girls closer to your own age, We would want different things out of life, I'm an old bag blah blah blah..."

He called after me "You should take a chance once in a while, age is just a number, I would definitely surprise you! And who's to say we're on different pages, maybe we're on the same page and you won't ever know!"

I stopped dead. Turned on my heel and walked back to that handsome young man. I looked up at him with my big brown eyes, smiled sweetly and very calmy said "Well let's see shall we? I want to fall in love, I want to build a life with someone and I'd like to spend months and months purposefully and intentionally trying to make a beautiful baby with the man I love. So you tell me, how many chapters behind me ARE you exactly???"

He looked at me, mouth agape, a bit stunned.

I laughed, patted his cheek and said "That's what I thought, we aint even reading the same book!"

And with that....Bella sauntered away, looking fucking hot in her yoga gear, with no makeup on and her hair a wind blown mess. lol

I am really going to be the old crazy cat lady who is officially forever alone lolol

jadedmuch/10
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hey bella,
I can rock your world lady
 
My male friend told me on the phone last night that he picked up his latest gf by using...

"Omg is your real name Google? Cuz you have everything I'm searching for"

Fckn lol
 
gold.

my mate has used
"wanna fuck?" succesfully more than once! lol
usually a bit of eye conversation before hand haha
 
^ have had that used on me :cool: it doesn't work. But the fact that its happened more than once, leads me to believe it works at least 'some' of the time for most blokes lol

Smooth. :D
 
I once had a guy kiss me on the neck from behind, when I turned around he held out his hand and said "Hi, I'm....."

Ew!
 
Have heard an 'ethnic' fella use this one on a lady in line at a club;

'Hey baby, my penis just passed away. Mind if I bury it in your ass?"

The irony is that she laughed.

lol @ the google one Bella, that's pretty good.
 
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Minchia said:
Have heard an 'ethnic' fella use this one on a lady in line to a club;

'Hey baby, my penis just passed away. Mind if I bury it in your ass?"

The irony is that she laughed.

lol @ the google one Bella, that's pretty good.
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:eek: my penis just passed away, may I bury it in your ass????? :eek:

Lmfao I don't even.....
 
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