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pick up lines u have heard used on you

Let me tell you the best pick up line ever beat down on me. And it worked, coz later, he got to beat it up me. This cute enough guy came up to be at a bar and made super awkward attempt at small talk - i gave him cold responses as i wasn't interested. He stopped talking randomly mid sentence, so i turned to look at him, then once he had eye contact with me, he did this awkward, apologetic 'sorry...i know i don't have a chance, do i.' (insert embarrassed / bashful smile)...stone cold player caught me off guard! hawt night tho.
 

Lol. I refuse to give any women that much sense of power over me. Ever. I'd sooner call her a rude bitch than apologize and say "I know I don't have a chance". Then go and fuck her friend.
 
nah this character had his game all sorted out, it was a full routine which was dependent on girls brushing him off!

ahh memories.
 
When I was in high school, I discovered that high school girls are really good at opening up conversation and then seducing a man in full lady-like eloquence. For example, a girl walked up to me on the way to a class and said: "Hey Ryan, wanna fuk me?" So graceful. So sweet. So charming.

Another one I received in high school when I was about 14 was: "Have you ever gotten a blowjob?" "No..." "Do you want to?"
 
I'm a delivery driver and I'd been to this one place three days in a row with quite a bit of freight. On day four, I went in and the manager asked "what have we got today?" and I said nothing, I'm here for a pick up. He showed the carton that he was sending and then the cute little thing behind the counter said "anything else in here you'd fancy to pick up sometime?" to which I replied "no, I'm fine thanks." She then continued to flirt with me the whole time I was there but I'm sure my wife would have a problem with it ha ha!
 

I wish I had massive traps..... Good on you though man, tell the wifey as well and she night step her game up to stop your eyes from possibly wandering win/win. Havibg said that it might not work that way in reality...
 
KungFooGoo said:
I wish I had massive traps..... Good on you though man, tell the wifey as well and she night step her game up to stop your eyes from possibly wandering win/win. Havibg said that it might not work that way in reality...
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My smart arse bro in law said it must be the traps. Dickhead ha ha.
 
Hate people who care about age... I dont know how old half of my friends are until its their birthday because it doesnt fucking matter. Ill date a 40 year old if I wanted to. Just date the guy, whats the worst thing thats going to happen
 
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