[Movie] Movie Review Thread

[dave]

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That's a myth you can actually go into the cinema on your own, they don't throw you out. Glad to correct this typical bro science for you.

 

[jamesyboi]

21 Jump Street - 6/10
This Means War - 7/10
Contraband - 6/10
Battleship - 5/10
The Avengers - 8/10
John Carter - 7/10
Wrath of Titans - 5/10
Chronicle - 6/10

 

[Shrek]

Anyone seen the new Jonny Depp movie, Dark Shadosws?

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[jamesyboi]

Not yet Hammer, might watch it this weekend though.

Avengers is well worth seeing, if you haven't seen it already.

 

[Shrek]

Avengers..I'll check the trailer, but Mr Depp is my favourite actor by far.
He's grouse.

 

[Bella]

Avengers..I'll check the trailer, but Mr Depp is my favourite actor by far.
He's grouse.

grouse?

Did you get in a 1990 time machine recently and you're stuck there? lolol

stoked.
grouse.

farrrrkkkkkk

 

[sookie]

You sound stoked bellah? I met a guy who taught me some fair drinkum Austin

Eg
plow girls behind the bushes
can't remember the rest lol

 

[Bella]

You sound stoked bellah? I met a guy who taught me some fair drinkum Austin

Eg
plow girls behind the bushes
can't remember the rest lol

Bella is not stoked! lol

Plow girls behind the bushes??

God no wonder I'm single lolol

 

[Darkoz]

'The Human Centipede'
Do not watch, you have been warned.

 

[sookie]

There is a part 2 of human centipede

 

[Bella]

'The Human Centipede'
Do not watch, you have been warned.

Have seen

Me eldest brother sat on me so I couldn't move!!!

What has been seen.......cannot be unseen

 

[kaz]

Cliffs? Plot? Synopsis?

 

[Figjam Brah]

Is it really that bad? I think those kinds of movies are stupid, so never find them bad.. Gave up on the 'Saw's too...


I must be one of the only people that hasn't seen the Avengers... Everyone says its really good though...

 

[Darkoz]

Cliffs? Plot? Synopsis?

If you'd like having your open mouth stitched to someone else's arse hole then you may enjoy the movie

 

[Bella]

If you like having your open mouth stitched to someone else's arse hole then you may enjoy the movie

Quoted for truth

It's sick damnit.

A lunatic makes a HUMAN CENTIPEDE...literally. Mouth stitched to arseholes until he's happy with the length of his HUMAN CENTIPEDE.

/traumatised

 

[Darkoz]

Gives a new meaning to eat shit and die!

Yes, very sick movie

 

[Darkoz]

Haha everyone's busy googling

 

[kaz]

Srs?
Holy hell.....

 

[bigD]

Reading the plot for both human centipedes on wiki was enough for me. No need to see the sickness of it all

 

[kaz]

Synopsis makes me want to vomit.....
And the Asian dude actually "goes"........
I love horror and gore but it sounds like Torture Porn......no thanks!