Were in Idaho Falls, Idaho.
I cant explain how beautiful it is here. Snake River, which I'm told is the longest white water river in the States, runs 50 feet behind our motel, we have a balcony overlooking it.
The Hilton Gardens in Idaho Falls is identical to St George, they also have a business centre, where I'm posting from.
Yellow Stone National park is 45 minutes away, I'm told its a must see.
Linda who is organizing the comp recognized us (lol) as powerlifters. Very friendly and impressed we came all the way from Australia. We are the only ones. She has organized a flag, how sweet.
Max is still struggling with jet lag. He cant eat breakfast, so I eat both and he slept 80% of the way from St George to Idaho Falls, around 7 hours.
He cant understand how I just keep eating, get by with little sleep, never get sick, he has a theory where he thinks I may just be a Great White lol
We ate breakfast in St George at a place called Carl Jr. Oh my god, if these had been around earlier, we never would have heard of McDonalds. We both got a double star burger, I ate mine and most of Max's, hand cut chips with skin on and those massive jugs of diet coke, Max had Sprite. I finished all mine, then refilled for the road, Max accidently splashed some Ice tea in his lemonade, not bad.
We have been listening to hip hop for around 20 hours now, all old stuff, my skin is nearly black now, I didnt know they even had this many songs. I even walk a little different, a lil sumfin lyk dis.
Most in Utah have not seen this many tattoos since they ran Denis Rodman out of town, I get some sneaky curious looks.
We had lunch at Famous Daves. I told them we have an Infamous Dave back home,but its a long story. Theyre famous for their ribs, ours for his perculiar odour.
Max and I had the briskit, 24 hour cooked beef over hickory, with chips, coleslaw, corn and a cake, all on the same plate, odd.Max ate it all. His internal clock is still f u c k e d up. Breakfast here is 2.00am back home, he's normally sleeping, I'm still eating biscuits, ice cream, peanut butter sandwiches.
He's fine after breakfast. We got here at 10.00am Melbourne time, Max said he's normally sleeping in class at that time, thats why he's tired.
Its 6.50pm here, brilliant sunshine, 25 celcius, the weather couldnt be any better.
Were here for 5 days, I already have the address for a quilting shop. I bet you I'm the first shaved head/pierced/tattooed client they'll ever have, the things you do for a woman.
Here is something some of you may find interesting. Speaking to Will Harris, he told me he took 2 years off to buy a house. He bought a nice big place in Marina Del Rey, the nicest area down here by the beach, posh, too expensive for us to stay there, around $400 a night.
Get this, the house cost him $500,000. You cant buy a house in my estate for that.
On the road from St George, where Max and I both agree we could live there, houses cost $119,000 to buy. Thats not a mistake, new homes, the most sensational scenery and mountains surround the area.
St George by the way, is the second fastest growing city in the US, behind Las Vegas.
I saw propertyfor sale on the road from St George to Salt Lake City for $500 an acre, no misprint.
Homes nearer to SLC were $170,000, its amazing, new homes around 45 minutes out of Salt Lake City.
Utah is one of the most beautiful states you'll see, and Idaho is shaping up to be better.
Max and I agree you could not live in Venice Beach. Its full of f u c k i n g idiots, dreamers, immigrants. If you cant speak Spanish, dont go into a store lol
More bikes in Venice than homeless people, and thats saying something, very few motor cycles, anywhere. No helmets in Utah and Nevada still.
The comp is being held here at the Hotel, so thats going to be great, Max can relax and try and get his mojo back.
No Dr Evil jokes Summer, we look nothing alike mmwwhhhaaaahahaha
Nina, let the kids read this as Max doest post up enough info on Maxbook
Oh, girls, I had a Hershey bar, average, do you want chocolates ??????
Another funny thing. The shaving cream we bought is 100% menthol. Max said his was on fire............you should have seen my head in the morning after shaving, I looked like the Human Torch.
Maybe I used the tooth paste to shave, f u c k i n g Mexicans in stores.
If you guys want specific info, just ask, I'm here for 5 days, unless a bear eats us.
I dont think they like Great Whites lol