A jihadist gives an altimatum to his captive
"Right you infidel, I'm going to give you a choice, you can have a quick death by beheading or you can die an excruciating death by being burnt at the stake"
 His captive says, " I want to be burnt to death!"
"The amazed Jihadist asks "Why on Allah's green earth would you choose an excruciating painful death over a quick and painless one?
Well says the captive, "I'd rather have a hot stake than a cold chop!"