lol at the that got puled in customes coming back from thailand. fully agree with you.
i been thailand few times i always bring shitloads back, trick is travel separate from your wife.. so when it comes to going through. go on your own, look sharp, wear a suit. pop a valium it helps relax you and they can smell the fear otherwise, also put your gear in little bottles, clear them out and put them in your toiletry bags, disguise is easy, aka tan oil bottle, fill it with test or tren.. ect ect. its pretty siple actually customers are assholes but they are easily beaten if you got some swagger.. also im not a massive dude. maybe if u look like ronnie coleman dont bother, but other wise suit up, and pop that valium.
all that said , im a loose **** so maybe dont try this at home kids ;P
ps this was few years ago.. ive gotten myself a nice comfortable source in aus now.. sigh of relief