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Best one liner movie EVER.

"You talkin to me?" (De Niro - Taxi Driver)

"Say hello to my lil friend" and "Fuck Caspar Gomez and fuck the fucking Diaz brothers." (Pacino - Scarface)

"The horror..." (Brando - Apocalypse Now)

"$&@;:@!:/&#" (R2D2 - Star Wars)
 
Hands Down Chopper so many great lines -

Chopper :You don't much like me Keith do ya?
Keith: Your a dumb **** who bashes people for nothing
Chopper: I'm not the dumb **** pissing blood am I keith.

Chopper while been stabbed in the chest by his best mate -
"Bit early in the morning for kung-fu isn't Jimmy"

The scene where he comes home from jail has some great one liners too -

Choppers old man - "cheers big ears" and the all time classic "nice shirt son, do they make em for men"
 
Casino
Nicky Santoro: I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.



^ LOL I use this line IRL Deep.


One of my favorites is in Man Of Fire when Creasey puts a 5minute bomb in the guy's ass and he begs for a last wish:

"Last wish? I wish you had more time"

Bravo sir for quoting Man on Fire...
 
Snatch has a heap of one-liners :)

"The rabbit gets fucked"
"What, like proper fucked?"

"It was a funny angle"
"When you reverse Tyronne, things come from behind you!!"

Classic
 
Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

Ahh Lock Stock
 
Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

Ahh Lock Stock

Lock Stock & Snatch...my two favourite movies of all time
 
"There's three ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way and the way that I do it". - Robert De Niro (Casino)

"You're a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity." - Buzz Lightyear (to Woody) from Toy Story

"What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew, was the only someone for you?" - Sleepless in Seattle

"It is not our abilities that show what we truly are... it is our choices." - Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me. But it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once...and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember... to relax, and not try to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain. And I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. Don't worry... you will someday". - Lester Burnham from American Beauty

"Never hate your enemies, it affects your judgement."- from The Godfather

Lock Stock quote :

Tom: Well, he can afford to do the deal at the price we're selling. It's not worth him giving us any trouble cause he kows we'll be a pain in the arse.
Soap: I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid.
Tom: You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles.
Soap: Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get.
Eddie: Will you two stop flirting for a minute?

Snatch :

Sol: What the fuck is that?
Vinny: Heh heh. This is a shotgun, Sol.
Sol: Its a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.
Vinny: Well I wanna raise some pulses, dont I?
Sol: You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses, you fuck.

Sabrina (Audrey Hepburn)

Linus Larrabee: [slow dancing with Sabrina] How do you say in French my sister has a yellow pencil?
Sabrina Fairchild: Ma soeur a un crayon jaune.
Linus Larrabee: How do you say my brother has a lovely girl?
Sabrina Fairchild: Mon frère a une gentille petite amie.
Linus Larrabee: And how do you say I wish I were my brother?

(I was 8 years old when I saw this film for the first time, I felt my little heart STOP during this scene! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I die every time!) :)

An Affair To Remember :

Terry McKay: "Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories... we've already missed the spring! "
 
It's a steal, its a deal, its sale of the ducking century, in fact fuck it nick I think ill keep it.

No I asked you to give me a refreshing drink, I wasn't expecting a ducking rainforest, you could fall in love with an orangutan in that.
 
"Isn't that just like a filthy wop, brings a knife to a gunfight."

"I want this guy dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes!"
 
Who can guess where these quotes come from?.........

"I say, kids as sharp as a bowling ball"

"Listen boy! I'm pitchin' but you aint catchin'!"
 
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