Fadi will suggest the beginners program, he put me on it, this is only week two and I have seen bigger gains than I saw in the 6 months before.
Stick to the basics. Train hard. Rest when needed. Eat well. And leave the isolation exercises to the curl monkeys at 'Fitness First'.
If you need motivation buy a book called 'Dinosaur Training-Lost Secrets of Strength and Development' by Brooks D Rubik.
Re your initial question : 'Beginner program!!!!!??? WHAT TO DO!?!!!'
Do it three times a week! And most importantly ignore all the nay sayers, I have also heard it all before in the last few weeks "you need to do more excercises', "you need a split routine", "no good doing the same thing three times a week", "no good training at home you need all the machines" etc etc
Yet my squat has gone from 100kg to 110kg, and Dead lift has gone from 89kg to 103kg in two weeks, I feel harder and stronger than ever after only two weeks. The nay sayers are still lifting the same weights they did 3 months ago and still look like they did three months ago. I can not wait to see what I look and feel like in another 3 months, but I KNOW I will be dead lifting more than 103kg and squatting more than 110kg and I will be stronger and harder than I have ever been in my life.
Stick to the basics and train hard and do not let yourself be distracted or confused by the curl monkeys.
I do not even tell people what I do any more, I just do it.