Fadi
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SB: Ok Ok now; who said that?!
FC: Me, I said that mate; are you man enough?
SB: What’d you mean am I man enough; I’ll rip your head off and stick it where it fits you…
FC: Hey, slow down Silver Back; I was simply asking a question. No need to flex your muscles in front of all the ladies now. Just calm down and answer my question please.
SB: Sorry shorty; what was your question?
FC: See what happens when you get angry; you definitely lose focus. Now Silver Back, I simply would like to know if you’re man enough. Nothing to it really SB.
SB: Ah, Ok now I get it. You must be Fadi yeh, the new guy here?
FC: Fadi Chemaissem, nice to meet you. Now may I have the answer please SB?
SB: Sure sure. Look, you see those two hot sort drop dead gorgeous head turners stunners beautif…
FC: Hey Silver Back; I haven’t got all day mate. I’ve got other people on the forum I …
SB: Both are mine mate. Yehp; BOTH of them! Now, is that man enough for you shorty?
FC: Mmmm, I think you might have misunders…
SB: I misunderstood nothing bud. I know exactly what you’re on about. Now cast your brown eyes over there for me. Nah not there; there you blind bat! Yehp, that’s my Beast Maloo. Now what’d you think of that Einstein; man enough for ya?
FC: Wow SB, that’s awesome mate. That’s a R8 isn’t it?
SB: Man you don’t know anything do ya; of course it’s an R8. That’s a man’s beast. This baby’s got 6.2 lire LS3 V8 with 317kW of grunting-roaring muscles underneath its vail. You wanna talk to me; well the torque belongs to Maloo at 550Nm at 4600rpm. You want fast? Well do ya punk? How’s 5.1 second from 0-100km sound to ya. And d…
FC: Hey slow down mate, you getting a bit too excited there. I don’t wanna marry the bloody thing; I was just making an observation SB. But I must say; you really do know your stuff don’t you!
SB: Yeh yeh sorry professor, I got a bit carried a way there.
FC: A bit?!
SB: Sorry Fadi. Is there anything else you wanna know mate?
FC: Well actually I was wondering about the huge arms and massive set of shoulders and traps you’ve got there Silver Back. I mean no disrespect brother but…you’ve got chicken legs there mate. Is everything alright with your training?
SB: Ha ha ha; oh Fadi it’s funny you should say that mate. You know, since day one I’ve been careful not to do too much on my arms and shoulders…well I mean they grew with just enough you know. I don’t really go all the way out to obliterate them the way I do with my legs. No matter how hard I push in my leg workouts; they just seem to go backwards. Find it hard to recover actually, but I still push the buggers. No pain no gain you know. I mean it’s not like I’m not consistent you know. I push all week; week in, week out.
FC: Well SB, have you ever considered backing off your leg training and tried using cycle training on them?
SB: No mate, I don’t like riding bicycles.
FC: Mate I did not say bicycling; I said cycle training. You know, it’s where you work off your 1RM and design your whole workout around its percentages. You know there will be days where you’d feel like you haven’t even broken a sweat. And moreover, it wi…
SB: Whow, hold it right there Fadi. What the hell do you mean I won’t even break into a sweat? Now you want to make a mockery of me. Mate I thought you were my friend and now you want me to look like a bloody sissy in front of all the massive pieces we’ve got at the gym. What would they think of me if I did it your way now Fadi? Hah, they’ll say Silver Back is not man enough won’t they?!
FC: I’m so happy you’ve asked me that SB. Actually it’s the other way around my friend. Holding yourself back takes more effort than you can possibly imagine. But it’s like anything SB; you’ve got to reprogram your mind and let loose of those bodybuilding ways of hit and miss. Where bodybuilders around the globe have mastered the art of that sport disease we call plateauing. It takes one hell of a man to train the way I’m telling you here SB. It’s not easy on the ego my friend, but who needs an ego when his muscles respond faster than your Maloo exploding off the starting line! It’s all in the cycling SB; that’s where the secret lives my friend. It’s about time we brought it to life!
Ok, put your hand up if you think you’re man enough!
Fadi.
FC: Me, I said that mate; are you man enough?
SB: What’d you mean am I man enough; I’ll rip your head off and stick it where it fits you…
FC: Hey, slow down Silver Back; I was simply asking a question. No need to flex your muscles in front of all the ladies now. Just calm down and answer my question please.
SB: Sorry shorty; what was your question?
FC: See what happens when you get angry; you definitely lose focus. Now Silver Back, I simply would like to know if you’re man enough. Nothing to it really SB.
SB: Ah, Ok now I get it. You must be Fadi yeh, the new guy here?
FC: Fadi Chemaissem, nice to meet you. Now may I have the answer please SB?
SB: Sure sure. Look, you see those two hot sort drop dead gorgeous head turners stunners beautif…
FC: Hey Silver Back; I haven’t got all day mate. I’ve got other people on the forum I …
SB: Both are mine mate. Yehp; BOTH of them! Now, is that man enough for you shorty?
FC: Mmmm, I think you might have misunders…
SB: I misunderstood nothing bud. I know exactly what you’re on about. Now cast your brown eyes over there for me. Nah not there; there you blind bat! Yehp, that’s my Beast Maloo. Now what’d you think of that Einstein; man enough for ya?
FC: Wow SB, that’s awesome mate. That’s a R8 isn’t it?
SB: Man you don’t know anything do ya; of course it’s an R8. That’s a man’s beast. This baby’s got 6.2 lire LS3 V8 with 317kW of grunting-roaring muscles underneath its vail. You wanna talk to me; well the torque belongs to Maloo at 550Nm at 4600rpm. You want fast? Well do ya punk? How’s 5.1 second from 0-100km sound to ya. And d…
FC: Hey slow down mate, you getting a bit too excited there. I don’t wanna marry the bloody thing; I was just making an observation SB. But I must say; you really do know your stuff don’t you!
SB: Yeh yeh sorry professor, I got a bit carried a way there.
FC: A bit?!
SB: Sorry Fadi. Is there anything else you wanna know mate?
FC: Well actually I was wondering about the huge arms and massive set of shoulders and traps you’ve got there Silver Back. I mean no disrespect brother but…you’ve got chicken legs there mate. Is everything alright with your training?
SB: Ha ha ha; oh Fadi it’s funny you should say that mate. You know, since day one I’ve been careful not to do too much on my arms and shoulders…well I mean they grew with just enough you know. I don’t really go all the way out to obliterate them the way I do with my legs. No matter how hard I push in my leg workouts; they just seem to go backwards. Find it hard to recover actually, but I still push the buggers. No pain no gain you know. I mean it’s not like I’m not consistent you know. I push all week; week in, week out.
FC: Well SB, have you ever considered backing off your leg training and tried using cycle training on them?
SB: No mate, I don’t like riding bicycles.
FC: Mate I did not say bicycling; I said cycle training. You know, it’s where you work off your 1RM and design your whole workout around its percentages. You know there will be days where you’d feel like you haven’t even broken a sweat. And moreover, it wi…
SB: Whow, hold it right there Fadi. What the hell do you mean I won’t even break into a sweat? Now you want to make a mockery of me. Mate I thought you were my friend and now you want me to look like a bloody sissy in front of all the massive pieces we’ve got at the gym. What would they think of me if I did it your way now Fadi? Hah, they’ll say Silver Back is not man enough won’t they?!
FC: I’m so happy you’ve asked me that SB. Actually it’s the other way around my friend. Holding yourself back takes more effort than you can possibly imagine. But it’s like anything SB; you’ve got to reprogram your mind and let loose of those bodybuilding ways of hit and miss. Where bodybuilders around the globe have mastered the art of that sport disease we call plateauing. It takes one hell of a man to train the way I’m telling you here SB. It’s not easy on the ego my friend, but who needs an ego when his muscles respond faster than your Maloo exploding off the starting line! It’s all in the cycling SB; that’s where the secret lives my friend. It’s about time we brought it to life!
Ok, put your hand up if you think you’re man enough!
Fadi.
