We have now begun
first aid, only two weeks late for me!
Students have enjoyed sharing stories of unpleasant injuries and relatives dropping dead. There's an entire book of questions for us to fill out from St John's, I think first aid will be the most thoroughly and deeply learned part of the course for some students. The howls of indignation that they have to actually do some work at last are pretty funny.
Other classes continue. Today we learned about "
special needs" clients, eg someone lost their leg, is diabetic, has heart disease or whatever.
"We know this guy," said Biceps Boy, "who had some problems with his legs and guts, and they took arteries from his legs and put them in his guts, and everything seemed fine, then one day he was sitting on the toilet and his stomach just exploded."
"Like in
Alien?" Wolverine asked.
"Naw... he had stiches, they burst because of some swelling or something... I dunno. What could that be?" Biceps Boy asked the teacher.
"I don't know. I know there is a condition women can get where they go to bed normal, and wake up with a big bloated stomach."
"You mean pregnancy?" said Noodles.
Later we were talking about obese clients - not merely obese, but morbidly obese, 200% or more of their ideal bodyweight. "Some," said the teacher, "might be too large to use the machines."
"So should we send them away?" asked the "Breed" girl.
"No, why?"
"Well if they can't use the equipment -"
"Just because they can't use the machines doesn't mean they can't do anything. They can walk, use medicine balls, use their bodyweight, and -"
"What a waste of money."
"What?"
"They pay to use the equipment, and they can't."
"A gym is not just the equipment. It's also the instructors and other clients, who can give instruction and encouragement."
"Naw if they're really fat we should just send them away."
Today Russian Boxer and Noodles asked me for the contact details for RMIT, to do Cert IV there. I wrote an email recommending them to him and saying they might be in touch, he received it well.
After months of idleness, the assignments are coming thick and fast, especially some we'd previously been told we didn't have to do. Noodles called it "mental interval training."