What’s the point of oral sex?

[Big Mick]

I prefer the '68', ie I get a blow job and I owe her one

 

[0ni]

You go for triples every time?

I normally just keep going until I run out of time or we are completely worn out. Sex is fun and I have no idea why you wouldn't want your life partner to be completely satisfied. Most women will start dry heaving when you get to about the 7 mark and will cum harder with each subsequent orgasm- so keep going. When you get real good you can give simultaneous clitoral and g-spot orgasms. A woman can have many types of orgasm but I've only ever managed to unlock two at a time
Women can apparently have orgasms that wave through the entire body although I've never managed to induce this

 

[0ni]

and you're going to blow at some point so it's necessary to get good at oral and using toys. Unfortunately not everyone is a porn star that can go for 2 hours straight lol

 

[Undercover]

I normally just keep going until I run out of time or we are completely worn out. Sex is fun and I have no idea why you wouldn't want your life partner to be completely satisfied. Most women will start dry heaving when you get to about the 7 mark and will cum harder with each subsequent orgasm- so keep going. When you get real good you can give simultaneous clitoral and g-spot orgasms. A woman can have many types of orgasm but I've only ever managed to unlock two at a time
Women can apparently have orgasms that wave through the entire body although I've never managed to induce this

We still taking oral here? Or double penetration shit now?

 

[0ni]

Nah oral still. You need to use your fingers or a toy at the same time though

 

[Undercover]

Dead serious the best one I ever sampled was a vegetarian woman. She even looked down at me whilst I was working away and said "vegetarians taste better because we have little yeast from not eating meats"...I never googled it and I'm still looking for another vegetarian woman to see if she was telling the truth...

 

[canned tuna]

Of course there are special and also marathon sessions but seriously who would go to the extent you describe every time they shag with their Mrs? Octogasms or bust?
I mustn't be horny enough Hahaha

 

[0ni]

Maybe you're gay
Like strength training, the more frequently you train the lower your volume needs to be

 

[Brick]

I normally just keep going until I run out of time or we are completely worn out. Sex is fun and I have no idea why you wouldn't want your life partner to be completely satisfied. Most women will start dry heaving when you get to about the 7 mark and will cum harder with each subsequent orgasm- so keep going. When you get real good you can give simultaneous clitoral and g-spot orgasms. A woman can have many types of orgasm but I've only ever managed to unlock two at a time
Women can apparently have orgasms that wave through the entire body although I've never managed to induce this

Female orgasm is a myth.

You have alot to learn about women young fella.

 

[0ni]

lmao
yeh "ok"

 

[canned tuna]

Having a shag or a few a day is good enough for me. You sound over-enthusiastic with your sexuality, but hey if it's what you absolutely love doing, do it

 

[WarbyD]

Google cums so hard for 0ni. She loves him long time.

 

[catspurr]

Female orgasm is a myth.

ok i think this one says it all...LOL

 

[0ni]

I showed this thread to a female friend and she can't stop laughing

"I feel sorry for these guys wives"

 

[Stiffy]

I can just imagine 0ni, miner's headlamp on, furiously sticking vibrator, fingers, tongue and whatever other garden utensil he can get his hands on up some chick's hole while shes perched up in stirrups.

Females can take care of their own orgasms, haven't you seen the Mimi McPherson sex tape - I did LOL.

 

[El Testicle]

Bahaha... Phuckin' made my week this one...

But WTF - Michael Douglas got that shit from munchin' on a hooker you say?! Fark me...

Yes, Oni does seem to be a very thorough one doesn't he? If I tried to strike up a convo with some of the ladies in my office about cunning-linguists I'd be spending the weekend in a dry cell

 

[El Testicle]

I can just imagine 0ni, miner's headlamp on, furiously sticking vibrator, fingers, tongue and whatever other garden utensil he can get his hands on up some chick's hole while shes perched up in stirrups.

Females can take care of their own orgasms, haven't you seen the Mimi McPherson sex tape - I did LOL.

Haha.. I reckon - He'd be up in there taking samples of the inside of the uterus to determine which colour vibrator will provide the most pleasure!

 

[Stiffy]

Yes, Oni does seem to be a very thorough one doesn't he? If I tried to strike up a convo with some of the ladies in my office about cunning-linguists I'd be spending the weekend in a dry cell

wanna be a good looking office not a bevy of 50 to 60 year old dodgy hipped housewives.

 

[El Testicle]

wanna be a good looking office not a bevy of 50 to 60 year old dodgy hipped housewives.

Given that I've just got hitched... And I value both my Test-E-cles eek ; I think I'll leave all talk of cunnilingus to within my own home

 

[Stiffy]

[MENTION=8399]0ni[/MENTION]; feel free to post some vids for our edumacation.