Goosey
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A soldier was complaining to his wife about parachute practice.
He said he didn't want to go as it scared him, his wife talked him into going.
On the plane the sergeant instructed everyone to jump, the soldier complained, the sarg said, son , if you don't jump I'm going to stick my cock right up your arse boy.
Later that night the soldier was telling his wife the story...his wife asked, well, did you jump?
He replied, a couple of inches at first.
He said he didn't want to go as it scared him, his wife talked him into going.
On the plane the sergeant instructed everyone to jump, the soldier complained, the sarg said, son , if you don't jump I'm going to stick my cock right up your arse boy.
Later that night the soldier was telling his wife the story...his wife asked, well, did you jump?
He replied, a couple of inches at first.