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Punxsutawney resident
unfortunately ive yet to get blow by a nice ripped chick.
What happened to your air hostess?
unfortunately ive yet to get blow by a nice ripped chick.
What happened to your air hostess?
oh shes long gone. she was never ripped. the canadian chick at new year was in pretty awsome shape but not totally shreded
You made my day GoosemanTen things you did not know about darkoz johnnie.
- He gave his father "the talk"
- His passport requires no photograph
- When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value
- Once a taipan bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died
- His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March
- His feet don't get blisters, but his shoes do
- He once went to the psychic, to warn her
- If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him
- Whatever side of the tracks he's currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he'll still be on the right side
- He can speak Russian… in French
[emoji41] [emoji41] [emoji41]Don't start this again you bastards
oh shes long gone. she was never ripped. the canadian chick at new year was in pretty awsome shape but not totally shreded
in my experience the chicks who love to suck dick and swollow are ussualy the most psycho
First thing he does is check out the bulge in her pantsDo you take skinfold calipers on a first date?
I give up."I fuck me"
what at movie is that from?
and don't google it.
first one to guess and I'll show you a picture