Just realised I had a shiitload of doritos style corn chips in those beef nachos. Guess that makes me a massive hypocrite then. Geez my gorilla butt cheeks are blushing scarlett red with embarrassment atm.
My best advice would be to not listen to anything I have to say except what I'm saying in this sentence.
I trust I've made a signifecent contribution.
My work here is done.