I want to hear that story
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So, as a teenager I typically went by the forum-name Goldfish. This was because my email address, at the time, was
goldfishpoodleboy@handyhamster.com (alas, last I checked, the handjob hamster has since gone out of business).
I enjoyed that ludicrous email address. I got the loltastic handyhamster business from a girl I had a crush on when I was 14.
I was oft ackowledged as being a poodle (much to my anguish, although eventually I went with it for the lulz) due to my curly hair.
A troll in my group in high school announced one day: "I'm a goldfish. I only have a 3 second memory," every 3 seconds. Eventually it got old, even from his point of view, so instead of quitting, he changed tactics and announced that
I was a goldfish. Every time I denied it, he announced that I'd forgotten that I'm a goldfish, because I only have a 3 second memory. His logic was strong.
These three stories that were all going on at about the same time culminated in me having the
goldfishpoodleboy@handyhamster.com email address. Of course, when I started using internet forums, I was far too lazy to type in Goldfish Poodle Boy every time I logged in, so I gave up at Goldfish.
The end.