Fucken last night i was playing one of my online games, all of a sudden i lost connection.
The router in the gym's lost power. So i go down to the gym, look at the router, yep it's lost power.
Some fucken blonde chick is charging her fucken phone on the power point. So i walk up, unplug the charger, plug the router back in and turn to her to say 'don't unplug that.' She says "Oh yeah that was me, sorry my bad."
So back i go upstairs to my game, shooting skrublords left and right.
Then i lost connection again.
Again, the router is out of power.
Fucken.
Get my shoes on, go downstairs into the gym, there's old mate Personal Trainer on his fucken phone in the same fucken power point.
Remove his charger, let it drop to the floor, plug the router back in, turn to him and say "Don't ever unplug this."
"Oh yeah sorry about that, that's the router isn't it? my bad."
Yes you are fucken bad ya fucken fucknuckle.