Poor dude yesterday got an erection and he was wearing shorts made out of stiff parachute-type material so there was nowhere for his man bits to hide. There wasn't much he could do about it because he was standing on a bosu ball with a dumbbell in each hand and risked bringing the lot down.
There were other men around who were hopefully the object of his affections, thank christ, as I was in baggy pants, paint-spattered t-shirt and looked like I'd been trawled from the bottom of the ocean.
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