Never had or will have an FB account. I don't feel like I need to share every move I make and couldn't give a fuck what others are doing.
What pisses me off is when the missus uses my car.
1. Never fills it, always runs the fuel down, I have a company fuel card FFS, is not that hard.
2. Takes all the gold coins out that I need for parking when in the city.
3. Never uses her key, so stuffs my seat settings.
4. Opens the door with the keys in her hand, scratches the shit out of the door below the angle.
5. Rubs wheels along gutter hen paring.
6. Rips front spoiler off when paring over gutters.
7. Feeds he kids in the car.
8. Leaves shit every where, wrappers, chewies, coffee cups, parking dockets, food containers.
9. Leaves hair bands on the gear lever.
10. Lipstick marks on roof lining when she closes the visor or mirror with the lipstick in her hand.
11. Wears studded jacket around her waist, tore he leather.
12. Slams the fk out of the boot and door. Why?
13. I don't even think my car has an ignition, the moment the door slams (way too hard) shut, it's doing 7k rpm own the road.
And to sum it up, none of it is her fault, it's cos the car is too big and too low.
I'm gonna pop a fkng vessel one day.......