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Poop More Effectively By Repositioning One Leg

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Administrator. Graeme
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As writer Will Black discovered, you just need to reposition your leg.
The samurai would sit squarely on the seat, cross his leg so that his right ankle rested on his left knee (his left foot remained on the ground), place a hand on each knee, then straighten his back. Supposedly this aligns the bowels to help one from having to strain. You may think it seems like a bunch of malarkey, but this one actually works. If you have ever felt like there is a plumbing issue when you sit down, then pay attention. Take your time, have some patience, and you will get the yoga version of Draino on your system that has been passed down from samurai warlords of old. I have literally felt a swirling sensation during the act of evacuation. Try it out to see for yourself.
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http://www.artofmanliness.com/2014/03/19/how-to-poop-like-a-samurai/
 
Interesting.... Will give it a shot if I remember.
I'm sure [MENTION=15762]El Testicle[/MENTION] ; will be keen as mustard
 
Squat shitting really does work when the traffic stops

Break with your knees though
You don't want to go squat-morning your Shit on the sistern
 
I would have thought low bar shit for no bowl ie bush turd, high bar if you're over a bowl?

Just a heads up for anyone contemplating this, leave yourself a bit of prep time. I typically left it to the last minute, sat down and then realised I'd have to take my pants off from around my ankles. Wasn't happening with the urgency outweighing the difficulty!

Not sure how I overlooked such a simple thing!
 
I find running late for work, not being anywhere near a toilet or sitting down 3 seconds before the phone rings to be an excellent way to guarantee regularity and pooping in someone else's toilet that is probably worth more than my car seems to ensure a prolonged and thorough bowel movement.
 
Just sitting upright instead of hunched over helps. Doing this now as I type.. [emoji216]
 
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